HEY.

Malort is pretty good. I'd do a shot of that before I'd do a shot of rumple minze.

Well, not literally shredding it, but cutting it into fine strips.

Something about that makes me really, truly, sad.

If Shaquille O'Neal set up a Kickstarter to fund personal projects, how long do you think it'd take him to raise 100,000,000 dollars, assuming he would use that money to release a full-length movie, next-gen video game, and rap album?

See, this right here is why I didn't really like MvC2 on Xbox 360's Live Arcade. Where's the fun in a game where you're just given everything from the start? Where's the sense of satisfaction in unlocking new things and progressing up a ladder?

All Imma say here is that if prepared right, tongue is delicious. If you're not off it altogether, try shredding it before you cook it and popping it in a taco with some onions and salsa verde. I've had like, tongue steaks before and wanted to vomit. Shredding it before you cook it gets rid of all that mushy…

Also I forgot the worst part. So like, the outside of the yolk was cooked, right? So when I finally got the nerve to down the rest of the sludge, it was also like swallowing a giant freaking pill full of unborn chicken soaked in terrible alcohol and hot sauce.

So I had a really good workout this one saturday evening. I beat my own PRs on the bench press, and was really stoked on myself cause I was going to a party later in the evening. I figured I'd make myself a Rocky-style cocktail.

The Terrible Idea (AKA The Rex Punchwell)

Still down for Mario Kart, you guys.

this is why I hate car seat warmers

OH GOD EWW EWW EWWWWW

HEY. My poopin' question is IMPORTANT.

BUT IT LOOKED SO SPOTLESS AND FREE OF BUTT HAIRS AND TINY WATER DROPLETS

Is there an odder feeling than going to the bathroom, and realizing the seat is warm because someone just used it? It's all "oh this is comfortably warm", then "OH THAT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE'S ASS WAS JUST ON THIS GROSS" then I stand up and wipe down the seat with dry toilet paper.

Oh, homie, I know how to make good ramen. Don't worry about that. That's not what I'm asking about.

Ah, okay.

Albert, as you have not answered my question about interesting culinary uses for uncooked ramen, and as, in preparation for seeing my question answered in this feedbag, I feel I am due some restitution. I had purchased three (3) industrial pallets (1000ct each) of Creamy Chicken flavor Top Ramen in order to start a…

Am I the only one who thinks that game 1 was Too Long?

oh god. I'd love Viewtiful Joe to make the cut. But since he won't, I'll have to sate myself with MvC3. Which, to be fair, scratches that itch pretty damn well.