Wait. Holy shit. EA Sports BIG was still around in '07?

Yeah- I sometimes add just a bit of water too, if I'm planning on putting it on pasta or salad or something. Using oil sometimes causes the mixture to get a bit too thick and paste-like when it's heated, unless you use, like, a lot.

Wasn't expecting Norval on the main list, but I'd think he deserves a mention.

Question: How many Brawl characters do you regularly play as? Maybe 5-7?

And then my roommate and I set our hands on fire after preparing Falcon Punches (151 and Watermelon Pucker, dropped into punch after lighting)

Yeah, Albert, you got it. Mandolinned a nice v-shaped chunk right out of my pinkie finger. I still ate those sliced carrots though and they were delicious

Also, honestly, let me know what you think. I'll be interested to see what someone who, you know, knows how to cook, thinks of it.

It's even more horrifying and delicious when you use it instead of peanut butter in a pb&j sandwich. But if you're doing that, leave out the garlic.

HEY. EVERYBODY.

Mix sriracha, peanut butter, garlic, and a bit of oil together. Put that shit on pasta. It's fucking delicious.

What's getting lost in this is the fact that they waived Mike Kafka— a dependable and skilled backup QB— to sign Teebs.

Come on, dude. That's kind of a blanket statement. What about Animal Crossing? And Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon? I mean, I get it- I'm a Wii U owner and I'm getting antsy, but — and this is speaking purely from a personal standpoint — I already feel as if my purchase is justified given the fact that Smash, Bayonetta…

Well, to be fair, I don't have an answer for 1, 2, and 4. 3— did you not see Scribblenauts, Spin the Bottle, World of Keflings, Arkham Origins, Assassins Creed, and fucking ODDWORLD? A FUCKING ODDWORLD GAME? WHAT???

And in terms of new IPs, I'm pretty stoked for X. And to be honest, in my mind, E3 has never really…

Wait, how is this underwhelming? Literally the ONLY THINGS missing from my "OMGIWANTTHISSOBAD" list were a new Super Mario Galaxy, and info on the new Legend of Zelda. (a new starfox would have been nice, but w/e)

GOTY

HOW IS FOX 2'S HASHTAG #THENINE

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SEEEEEENSE

If you listen close, you can hear he sideswipes (by estimate) 2 more cars on his way out, BEFORE he flips. Listen for the alarms.

Wait shit I just ranked "being hit by a car" as my second favorite Tubular Freezer-Pop Color. WHAT HAVE I DONE

Albert. I love you, man, but you're so wrong. With the exception of Red, which can stay right where it is, your list needs to be reversed.

How did the whole unmasking affair affect your relationship with the presenters on Top Gear? They all made a big deal out of the issue on the show- as if they were betrayed by a friend— were you friends with them in the first place?

THERE ARE SOME OF US LEFT.