No Chicago? Or Evanston, or Skokie even? Nowhere in Illinois accessible by the El train? REALLY?

Ooooof didn't mean to start a pissing contest BUT HERE WE ARE. LUCKY I'VE BEEN DRINKING SPARKLING WATER ALL DAY

If you actually read the article, you'd realize that he addresses this exact point midway through his argument.

I get that, I do, but personally, I'd value stretchy, pass-knocky-downy over hard hits on D. You could pretty much play 2 deep every snap and force a run every play.

Okay, come on. If you're going to have plastic man in at safety, you should for sure have Mr. Fantastic in alongside him.

I'll hold you to that, sir.

Give it to me straight, Clive. Is this game better than Cruis'n USA?

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That mini looks pretty sad.

How the hell did that even HAPPEN? My best explanation is the guy must have lost control and slammed into another car, then spun out as another car just rips through the back half of the vehicle.

No way, dude! You have to 1. kill her, and then 2. live with the existential dread of knowing that maybe your whole life is a manufactured dream and you're actually insane. NO THANK YOU. Plus, dude, Conan probably has like, mad harems.

I was considering True Lies too. Cause he's a SUPER SPY that gets to bang Jamie Lee Curtis before she made commercials about yogurt that helps you poop

If you could trade lives with any character Arnold Schwarzenegger ever played, who would it be? I'm thinking Conan, or maybe John Matrix from Commando.

*Shool

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I resent the fact that nobody here saw fit to suggest "ramp it"

This one time, the sunshade on my parents' subaru outback popped out of its housing and I put it back in

#GREATNEWS

That's actually a really good point. I didn't even think about suspension. Just the fact that it's big and there's a lot of room and I'd want to bolt couches to the floor.

I am so disappointed in every single one of you.

A school bus. Or really, any bus. Even if you don't do what I've always wanted to do (rip out all the seats, install futons, la-z-boys and couches), if you buy a bus and aren't the one driving, you can pretty much lie down and take a nap in it. And you don't have to wear a seatbelt (I don't think...)