GENIUS

RIP. He was the Macho King.

OH SHIT, IT'S ALL SO CLEAR NOW

It's tough for me to get past that 2-date barrier. You know, the one where both parties decide if it's worth their time or not, if there's a connection or not, all that good stuff. I seem to find I either am not interested, or if I am, I've been reading my date wrong and regardless of, you know, making out or…

I mean, he makes good points though. SEO is everything in the app world, and that's why most apps have terrible names.

One of my good friends had this happen to his Supra. It ended up getting crushed because he couldn't pay the tow fee (it was like, a thousand dollars). Not that, you know, this'll happen here, but that shit happens, and that shit sucks.

Oh wow, that got dark.

"None of these threats, so far, have been against Jalopnik after our series of stories looking into the company and the people behind it. Instead they have been made against Don Ray Williams, the American retiree who lives in David, Panama and runs the blog Chiriquí Chatter."

HEY. where's my windstar.

I skimmed this article on the front page because I thought it was about boats.

WHOOPS

See, I was going to, but I thought that would be a little much.

HEY.

best compliment ever

Easy. A Ford goddamned Windstar. And this is meant for all of you. The car enthusiasts especially, who live a life of Saabs and Audis.

You're not special.

So did she get her phone?

Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Guy's a real ballhawk.

I think I like these guys so much because their offense is the exact same offense I play in NBA Jam.

"I think we can all say, no matter how shitty those Saab's might have been, they were better cars than Vampire Weekend is a band."