I haven't put in a ton of time playing MOBAs like League and Heroes of the Storm yet, so I'm guessing that more experienced players have a lot more stories than I do. One that's stuck with me ever since I first came across it on the League subreddit is so touching it bears repeating. Actually, I can't really do it…

Well, I was in line for the US launch, I bought a game or 2 every payday. So don't say "all Dreamcast fanboys" didn't support it. What did hurt is that ebgames employees constantly told people not to buy it and wait for "the new Sony" coming out. I'm sorry, but the ps2 launch lineup blew chunks and the Dreamcast…

I worked at The OG for a while. Perhaps even the same one, because I had to deal with the same kinds of folks. They'd loudly complain that they "had to wait 2 hours just to eat spaghetti." No, dipshit, you didn't. You could have gone somewhere else, or stayed home. I don't understand why people choose to wait,…

It's a shame the show is so insanely racist we couldn't finish it. Some outlets have picked up on this, while others have chosen to strangely ignore it. We've got two hispanic women in the show and they're both maids. There's no joke. No commentary. They're just maids. You've got an Asian guy named "Dong" with broken…

Yes, it's racist. Like, super racist. "100%" that "race or culture"? How can you be 100% of any culture, in today's world? ...or race? Everybody's got some mix in them.

Sucks I'm at work and thus without my usual Kinja login, so stuck down in the greys. Again.

This story doesn't even compare...

I remember my uncle got married back when I was like 7 or 8 and we had the reception at a park, it was in the summer, beautiful day and night, well I remember one of my uncles not the married one being cornered in a room where the food was being held by a group of 4 or 5 guys NOT dressed for a wedding or reception,…

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

I once had a wretched woman and her vile daughter pull the same "If you knew who my husband was!" bull. In this case it was over a clearance Halloween costume at a thrift store. They paid 99 cents for it, it was clearly marked as-is, and I had actually sold it to them, so I knew they had been told that it wasn't…

This was a few years back when the Wii was about to launch. I was working at the Gamestop in the mall near me and was a keyholder while going to college. (Though technically it was still an EB Games, if only by title.) We had sold out of pre-orders incredibly quickly and had started to put people on a waiting list for…

I love hot cream in my mouth in the morning.

Those are some good stories! I saw lots of different sex acts. I guess because people think people are distracted and it's dark? I once worked during a downpour where almost every movie was sold out. The other manager was late so I was on my own. Two auditoriums flooded with a foot of water when a storm drain clogged…

new song teased in this ad - God Level

I don't care what the haters say, it's gotten so much richer in the seasons since. The end of six ("In Care Of") might have made for the best series finale, but I have confidence Weiner will at least match, if not exceed, the achievement.

My husband died. I moved on eventually. Some British nobleman tried wooing me. I fell for him. We boned in a Liverpool hotel. He asked me to marry him. I said no, and then cut my hair short.

Wow! Thanks!

We had an horrid relationship, the last 2 years where whiteout sex We had already broken up, I came to my apartment to find him inside it, lucky me the guy I was having sex with was waiting for me at a part several blocks away, Called my best friend because I wasn't going to be alone with my psycho ex...

I was…

It's not Fantastic Four. It's Fantfourstic.

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.