Money and Time.

Well I paid $500 for the thing so you all can just go right to hell.

she looks like a lion fish

This review title reads like Doge wrote it.

i saw it the other night and had no idea what the twist was. i went from being mildly interested to OMG THIS IS SO MESSED UP I HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING. i was also stoned.

So apparently you're missing the part where

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"

"This is my treat," he said, something he would announce proudly and often in the days to come. When a young man passing by eyed us up and down, he wrapped his arm around my waist and said, "He's wondering what a girl like you is doing with someone like me."

Super Metroid is a masterpiece.

I think what make this game so full of hatred is the fact that:

Made this bold statement on Twitter and now I'm going to repeat it here:

For those complaining about the new Lightsaber, don't worry. That's just the Lightsaber in its Ban-Kai state.

Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

I looked around
until I found
an alarm clock

I looked around
until I found
an alarm clock

dicks n' titties? i'll bet its dicks n' titties

The Destiny clip where the guy manages to not die after jumping off the ledge, only to get rammed back to his death after trying to jump back up. I LOLed.

Hands up: who skipped the video and went right to the comments?

I hope and prey this shitty judgmental world never makes Jordan doubt the righteous power of his faggotry. Long may his light illuminate his queendom....