First smart move I've seen him make.
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i love going to strip clubs, to see both male and female strippers. haven't ever been down with the Chippendales thing but i can't say it's not entertaining either. each type of gendered strip show can have their own bummer element, just like really anything in this world, but mostly it's just good ol fashioned fun.
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He was bitten and knew he had to off himself before he turned into a walker.
i wanna flip like 500 tables about that last one. WOW THO.
If every episode will be like this then its already bad. This vlog-style of editing is the next step of lowering the bar on video productions, now you dont need to do it your way, just do it and dont care if its good or bad
Kara Walker is amazing — her work is violent, sexual (in an icky way), and uncomfortable. It should be, its about how horrible humans can be to one another. She would be the absolute last person to be surprised by people interacting with her art in a gross way. From what I know about her, she doesn't buy into the…
A million deaths are not enough to make a purple engram drop.
The last chef I worked for invited one of her colleagues (another chef) in for dinner. He and his group easily racked up about $300 worth... Chef comped it down to around $75 because, you know, colleagues/friends/whatever... Guest raved about everything, including the service, and ended up leaving...a $4 tip for his…
As a fan of Scout Rifles, I am excited for this patch. Also, hopefully this is the end of the auto rifle meta in the Crucible.
Um, excuse me, but Shonda Rhimes can't put this in Scandal without first figuring out how to unjam the "Super Soul of the Seventies" Time Life Collection from her CD player.
I was bartending a shift for my restaurant's fifth anniversary when three uppity college girls came in and preceded to order elaborate, handcrafted cocktails all night. They were mostly just hanging out to win some of the prizes for our company's anniversary celebration plus snag free food. I mean, they're college…
Erm, are those roaches just black stereotypes with antennae?
Oh PSO. The hours I've sunk into you for a chance to catch a glimpse of those red drops. How I'd do it all over again if SEGA released PSO2 in the west.
He is the twin brother of Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started A Conversation With.
Is that really in question?
Stuck in a terrible, loveless marriage. Joined Adult Friend Finder on my birthday. Four days later, I'm tied to a hotel bed and have seven (not a typo) orgasms in less than three hours after literally NONE in years. And we've had two more equally satisfying sessions since. Do I win? ;)
...and trying to bargain his way into the table ("I'll just sit here until they come! It'll be fine!").
So, some of you may have little bits of this already.
Oh god. One time my dog got into a bag of popcorn kernels and ate maybe half the bag. She pooped out straight kernels. I mean her butt was just spouting kernels. Poor dog. She probably started a corn field.