Let us save the world, but in the meantime, here’s a bikini wearing sniper soldier who likes to show you her butt for the sake of dealing with some harsh realities of our age (but i assure you, once you get to know her backstory (pun intended), you will be ashamed of having dirty thoughts about her!).

It’s difficult to take your point when you’re making it from so far up your own ass.  

Lot of dumb responses to the tweet with the “hey welcome to video games” mentality, too. That this is a longstanding part of gaming culture doesn’t excuse it nor does it mean it should be allowed to continue. Screw these unoriginal unfunny and homophobic losers.

banning 4 people? there goes half the playerbase.

All the stars for the clip of Mary

All the stars for the clip of Mary

You’re correct.

Just to remind you all the lead developer was a member of the hate movement Gamergate and threw a shitfit on Twitter because he thinks that people in the 15th Century stayed in the same place and never traveled anywhere.

I bet the an average Pornhub user could name them all in 10 seconds:

Track: Musicology | Track: Prince | Album: Prince’s Greatest Hits

“Does it bother you that I’m not completely human.”

WHY YES. YES IT DOES. You either need to be 20% less human or 20% more human.

While naturally a large chunk of current gamers grew up with that PlayStation 2 intro, I grew up with this one:

It says a lot to me that the majority of people upset by this seem more concerned with the possibility of losing money through loss of revenues than any social concerns. I’m done with Youtube.

Shibuya at Night. Tokyo, Japan. By Jorge Mena.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

I made this recipe over the weekend. It was incredible. I went the chocolate route and melted half a Hershey’s bar in there. Nerve-wracking (because ???), but I will never make Japanese curry without it. Also—I recommend that you boil potatoes and then throw them in the pan with carrots and onions. That way, they’re…

Nazis gonna nazi... And get upset when you call them nazis.

*super yawn* Oh there you are! I knew some of you would be coming out. Let’s do this, then.

nooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooone giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...