Yup. Most people who look at me probably think I'm healthy because I'm thin, but I eat terribly and get barely any exercise.

One of the hottest things in my life was when my long term partner ran into her ex in New York about six years ago. She was stuck in the states at an on site freelance job for about five months. He hit on her hard. She told him she'd fuck him but only if he called me up and let me listen in. (He had no idea it was an…

Off topic a bit, but I wanted to share this video of Emma Haslam who is a pole-dancer from England. She is larger than the women you usually see working the poles, but she is pretty spectacular and sexy.

It's not unprecedented.

A friend of mine got told on the Fourth of July that her husband wanted a divorce. He blamed her for everything - she was too in to her career, she wasn't getting pregnant fast enough, and a bunch of other douche canoe things in a list that smelled, shall we say, fishy, from the beginning.

Ok. Here is mine. My husband as some of yall may know was a controlling abusive asshole. We always had problems but I stayed so I didnt look like a failure. I work in an industry where I am priviledged to know lots of police officers and tow truck drivers. I always had suspicions that he was cheating on me but could…

Do I get money? No? Darn. Now I wish I had accepted the popsicle.

So a new teachers assistant was hired at the school I used to work at. From day 1 there was a lot of chemistry. Lots of flirting during lunch time, at teacher in services, etc. He'd always find a way to get assigned to my classroom, yada yada. So the school year ends and he asks for my personal email, and we begin…

You know how i know you're white?

And nope. I still don't care much for the game. It's still not selling its story to me. This is the only thing that really amounted to a 'hook' in the beta, and I just don't think it's a very good one, especially because it's still a very much multiplayer game. I mean, while I know there are thousands upon thousands…

This one is pretty bad. I was like 19 or 20 and kind of on a hookup binge at the time, and I was with this guy I kind of knew. I guess I was pretty plain in bed and after already being with a few guys in that time period, wanted to try some new stuff and be spontaneous. I didn't go about this in a very responsible…

there is evidence he punched her in the fucking face hard enough to knock her the fuck out. Are you actually my seven year old child, who thinks that "upper cut", or "round house" means anything more than a description of the mechanics of the strike? It has no bearing on the ferocity or power. The dude bench presses…

If I'm paying you money, and you don't meet the schedule you agreed to, then you're reneging on a promise.

I guess she couldn't.....SAVE FACE.

This is what happens when you try to get free shit from sleazy people.

OF COURSE IT WAS POPULARIZED ON SUPERNATURAL. OF COURSE.

No, I win. Nope. Nope nope. I win. Okay. Here goes. It's long but (I think) it's worth it.

Come on, it's got "best" right in the name. But seriously, the Besta series brings a crazy amount of customization even by IKEA standards, starting simple and affordable and expanding to include everything from floating cabinets to pink accents. [IKEA Besta]

Come on, it's got "best" right in the name. But seriously, the Besta series brings a crazy amount of customization…

Oh man. This is going to be a long one, so stick with me!