Man, I wanted that orange console soooo bad. I was going through a serious orange phase. The closest I got was the orange controller.

Also please offer alternatives. They are slowly discontinuing my favorites and I’m looking for a comfortable, breathable boxer or trunk.

Also please offer alternatives. They are slowly discontinuing my favorites and I’m looking for a comfortable,…

The contest should be called “What’s the cheapest underwear you can buy at Target in bulk cuz you don’t want to think about this stuff?”

The contest should be called “What’s the cheapest underwear you can buy at Target in bulk cuz you don’t want to…

Does this mean Kung Fury is really coming out? I need this!

Could someone answer a question about the Playstation Plus free games? Say my membership lapses, but I renew a couple months later. Can I play the old games I got through Plus again, or are those no longer attached to me?

Could someone answer a question about the Playstation Plus free games? Say my membership lapses, but I renew a…

I bought these last time. They have made a wonderful addition to my "I'm gonna clean this up someday" drawer!

I bought these last time. They have made a wonderful addition to my "I'm gonna clean this up someday" drawer!

Anybody who has been to Bremerton knows how stupid this is. You're cutting maybe a couple miles off the route. Just some dumb kid looking for recognition.

Come on, people. He knows who Valerie Bertinelli is, and he’s tall enough to just film over her head. It’s an obvious joke. Take a breather.

I confronted my husband about the hookup site he was logging in to regularly. First he passed out twice, then claimed someone stole his account. Because, you know, if you want to get laid, you steal someone else's account with their pictures. That works wonders.

I am 40 and single for the last year. The thought of dating again chills me to the bone. Not that I'm actively seeking someone, but I know one day I will and it's just too much.

Do you think I could secure a gopro in this? I'm looking for a way to record myself and a friend while we drive around and say stupid shit.

Do you think I could secure a gopro in this? I'm looking for a way to record myself and a friend while we drive…

I tried a friend's 3DS this weekend. How do they get away with such a low resolution screen? I could not look at that all day.

I remember the customers bitching at me about the concession prices. Like I had anything to do with it, and I wasn't making $5.00 per hour. I always ate lunch at the Wendy's next door because you could get a full lunch for $2.

I luckily never had to work on Christmas. But I always worked on Black Friday and it was our busiest day of the year. Twelve registers open in concession and lines down the hall. I hated that day so much.

We only had union projectionists on call when shit went downhill. The rest of the time the floor supervisors were in charge of projection. Build up, tear down, move prints from one projector to another (which was always a nail biter). Did you have the rollers along the room so you could run one print in two theaters?…

I got more shit from customers while working at a movie theater than I did in 3 years of call center customer service. Maybe it was because I was young, or because of the expense, but they really seemed to feel entitled to treat employees with contempt.

Oh man! I loved running the projectors. We had the same setup. Did you ever have a platter throw the print? There's nothing like getting a trip alarm, only to go up to projection to find a 4 foot high pile of tangled film on the floor. Had to call in a union projectionist to sort it out.

I worked in a multiplex for two years. Some highlights:

It just kills me that people can still deny his talent.

I miss the days when games came out ready to play, you didn't need to download updates, and there weren't 4 different tiers of a game with content you should have received from the beginning. Remember when Xbox 360 was coming out, and they said "we will never use the hard drive to ship unfinished games and deliver…