I really liked my job when it was part time. It paid well, I had full benefits, and I had a lot of free time to "work on my art". At the time that meant doing fuck all and whining about it. Once I went full time it was a steady decline. Now I'm finally actually "working on my art" and I'm stressed out constantly and…

Yes, and 5 kids? What the hell. Just stop. Two is more than enough.

These kids really need to find something to occupy their time. Video games obviously aren't cutting it. So much fuss over video games.

Thank god Japan is keeping the world safe from small-tittied bitches.

That last one made me choke up a bit.

While I appreciate them taking care to not sell to minors (unlike in Germany where you anybody could buy smokes from a box in a wall), it really sucked after a long night and I just wanted a cigarette.

I remember selecting what looked like a lemonade-type drink from a machine, and being pleasantly surprised to find it hot! It was a welcome surprise, as I was getting over tonsillitis and the warmth was soothing. After that I noticed the different display colors and learned to select hot or cold drinks.

I started to watch it and got bored. It's been overhyped to the point that my expectations were out of whack.

Love AC 2, enjoyed Brotherhood, gave up on Revelations pretty early, never even opened 3. Still haven't tried any of the sequels. I keep hearing 4 is worth it, but I kinda got burned out.

My ex boyfriend got me used to sleeping in a cold room (window cracked even in winter) but it sure would be nice to have the bedroom toasty when I wake up.

My ex boyfriend got me used to sleeping in a cold room (window cracked even in winter) but it sure would be nice to…

Ugh, I fucking hate you Xbox One. You are now unsellable.

When you see the picture of the dealership, and realize it's one of those tiny "scam you into buying a shitty car" places, it all makes perfect sense.

I'm really sick of all this season pass, extra content, deluxe edition bullshit. Just give me the damn game already.

Gordon Gartrell! Thank you.

I can't wait to see some 20-something douchebag Amazon or Microsoft employee driving this around Seattle!

I have the wifi version and I love it. I tucked it away under an end table, and just turn it on when I need it. And no ink drying out.

I have the wifi version and I love it. I tucked it away under an end table, and just turn it on when I need it. And…

Thank you, laughing out loud like a nutjob at my desk.

I quit a job the "right" way, and gave proper notice, did my job up to the end, etc. Asked my supervisor for a letter of recommendation. I got it. "Ian worked at this job from this date to this date." I still fucking hate that woman.

I haven't read the book yet but I really loved the movie. I can't count how many times my friend and I looked at each other and mouthed "WHAT THE FUCK" during this movie. It is crazypants.

There is nothing more insufferable than a guy who thinks he's got it all figured out.