That would work too. Maybe we'd get something less adolescent than Far Cry 3.

Or how about a 4th option: hire female writers?

Maybe if they spent less time making bullshot "gameplay" trailers for E3 every year, they could squeeze in a couple female characters.

I'm really excited to see what this game looks like. In 6 months when it comes out.

Dammit, I'm totally gonna buy this. I swore no more Call of Duty!

Oh man, prepare for photoshop fuckery. You know it's too good to pass up.

Swearing makes me feel like a grownup!

BRING. BACK. BURNOUT.

Okay, embarrassing mushroom story time:

Agreed. It's much better on acid.

I should add, I ate a quarter of this fucking brownie. A QUARTER. I think my tolerance is lower since I stopped smoking.

I made the same mistake more recently with a medical-grade brownie. For the first half hour, I got really freaked out. We were watching Geordie Shore, which usually amused me no end. I was seething. They all just seemed so horrible all of a sudden (which they are, but I usually find it hilarious), and I hated myself…

Washington is an at-will state. Here's some good info on it: http://corporate.findlaw.com/human-resource…

I went to a Radiohead concert with my ex and a mutual friend about 10 years ago. She had smuggled in some pot brownies. Being a drug aficionado but never having tried brownies, I figured I could handle a big-ass hunk. I wolfed it down before the show even started.

My first detachable storage had an on/off switch, and the platter would spin up regularly if left on. I would suppose the new ones are much smarter now. I have a Passport 1TB for my laptop backup but i've been in the habit of disconnecting it out of fear that leaving it plugged in will kill it.

My first detachable storage had an on/off switch, and the platter would spin up regularly if left on. I would…

Are these okay with being always on? I recall in the olden days of portable storage, leaving them running all the time significantly decreased the life of the drive.

Are these okay with being always on? I recall in the olden days of portable storage, leaving them running all the…

Fashion sucks for fat people. Period. My ex was 5'7" and 280, and he could only shop at Target and the big & tall shops. The largest shirt at nordstrom wouldn't go around his belly. I find it hard to believe that there isn't a market for high-end clothes for the heavy-set.

Such a shame. I would love those blanks. I'm not really into the greek theme they got going.

I think he's guilty of believing his input was so important to the conversation.

Yes, nice clickbait title.