I would say hit disneyworld right after thanksgiving. It's practically dead and there's lots of fun holiday stuff.

I don't regret buying it, but the Kinect only recognizes me every few times, or tries to log me in as my friend who came over when I bought it. Oh, and can someone tell me how to find arcade games and indie games? Is there a list of all games somewhere that I'm missing?

Yeah, it was crazy. I don't know how much she paid, but the dress was BEAUTIFUL. I can only imagine it cost a mint.

I was in Paris about 6 years ago with my friends, a married couple. We were staying in a hotel in the garment district, and one morning the wife went shopping for a pretty dress. I came up to their hotel room to find her in a huff. She had gone in to one of the dress shops, picked out a beautiful dress, and asked the…

/cancels Growlr bed-dumping party.

I was watching this thinking "god, it's just not funny" and then he did the magic trick with a hamburger and I was laughing a little too much.

I believe it. I handle the maintenance requests in my office. I've had numerous requests to have the ladies room cleaned, and every time I ask what happened, the answer is the same; "you don't want to know."

I met a guy in Tokyo who wanted me to piss in his mouth. I tried to oblige him, but my brain kept telling my dick "you're not supposed to pee there!"

Seriously with the West Coast Customs? Can I put a fuckin' fishtank in the trunk? Is Mad Max going to be able to style hair from the back seat? Of course not. It will be FULL OF SUBWOOFERS.

A lot of people who use rent-to-own places just stop paying the monthly fees. It's up to the business to recoup their losses and reclaim property. A car is one thing, but getting an xbox back from inside someone's house is another matter.

Fucking Seattle. It's been absolutely gorgeous here for several days. Until last night. Clouds rolled in around 9pm. And guess what? Sunny and pretty again today.

I went to Eugene for the first time last August for a wedding. I was expecting a boring little college town and ended up loving it.

HOLY SHIT MARIO IS IN IT

Okay, yeah. Silent Hill 2 scared the crap out of me.

I find this type of game far scarier than the ones with blood all over the walls and dudes with chainsaws. The stillness really creeps me out.

Oh this game looks positively freaky.

I don't know what it is about Coldplay. The rational side of my brain knows they're unoriginal, the lyrics are usually crap, and it's just MOR gunk. But goddamn it why to I always enjoy it so much?

Oh man laughing so hard right now.

Man, I loved that comic so much.

The most surprising part of this story is that there's a bar on Davie named Score, and it's not a gay bar.