Nice. Advertising AND a Buzzfeed-style headline. Stay classy, Kotaku.

Plus, letting them use it sets a precedent. What's to stop Verizon or Coke from doing a "parody" if Goldieblox is allowed?

Roger's been in Chelsea boots for a while not. At least the last season. Love those boots.

Seriously. I doubt Newton was getting girls to put his dick in their mouths. Mapplethorpe for sure. Getting guys to do it, well...

Early teen years are tumultuous and problematic. It's all about becoming someone else, and wanting to be mature. I looked at an old middle school yearbook a few years back and was shocked by how filthy most of the dedications from friends were across the board. It was all "hope you get fucked this summer", "I signed…

I got an idea for a new show: All the contestants show up to find it's actually a secluded mental health facility. They spend a month there figuring out why the fuck they'd want to go on a game show to find a life partner. Hilarity ensues.

Damn, somebody give Roman a hug please.

I like that it creates a clean separation between my work life and personal life.

I can't wait for the game engine that can come up with good dialogue.

Oh, and change "how much for" to "want a" and we're golden.

I can skip the bathroom one.

More like Attack on Toilet, amirite?

Reminds me of blind box collector toys. I would liken it to legal gambling.

Kathy Griffin is morphing into Reba McIntyre and what the hell is Trent Reznor's problem?

I count myself lucky for avoiding this movie entirely.

Just my two notes:

Erin, you crazy. Ein was a corgi.

I'm tall, and I try to not stand in front of the shorter people. I'll even move short people in front of me if space permits. But if the crowd is moving and you want to stay put? You gotta deal with it. I'm not leaving 5 feet of space open in front of you.

I'm gay, and that shit is freaking me out. Where tha lady bits?

And here I thought it was silly that they did bluetooth pairing on PS3. It all makes sense now!