The what? The WHAT!?

The fact that he felt the best course of action to remedy his problem was to make this spreadsheet may shed some light on why he has this problem to begin with.

And his reason why: releasing songs individually via digital distribution means the material is fresher as opposed to having to cobble together a 12-song album and the songs he's parodying are a year old by the time it's released.

I'm also man enough to admit that he taught me the proper usage of "it's."

Did your pulled pork come with Subway's complimentary 143 pounds of lettuce?

I have literally no idea what this scenario has to do with anything and it's not even well constructed grammatically. Now you're going off the rails.

I'm the one with the facts. You're the one who thinks you're entitled to your own.

Whatever makes you think you're right.

No, that really is just your take. Medical insurance coverage has nothing to do with personal responsibility or the expectations upon you to mature as a human being.

Man, I remember those Doritos X-17 or whatever chips in the black bag. The ones that were the first (that I ever saw, anyway) "mystery" flavor that tasted EXACTLY like a Burger King burger. Fuuuuuuuuck, as a drunk snack, those things were the cat's tits.

Mango Salsa's probably gonna be the best of the bunch, but mangos in salsa just don't do it for me.

Well, I disagree with THAT (sounds like a recipe for shitty, coddled, weak, spoiled dickheads to me), but honestly, it doesn't matter.

She was 16 when the suit was filed?

I would argue the same is true at 18 as well, honestly.

At 22, you're not a "kid" in any sense of the word.

Man, for a guy who runs the #1 NIGHTCLUB IN AMERICA, YA'LL, he sure was pushy about getting that table booked once they lost interest. I mean, if I was running the #1 NIGHTCLUB IN AMERICA, YA'LL, I'd have no problem filling tables.

Eh. I mean, I know she's beloved for not caring about what dumbasses who think she's fat have to say (and good on her for it), but between her being completely humorless about her music and the realization that she really only has about 3 or 4 intonation tricks that she keeps going back to the well on, I'm kinda over…

And yet, you're alive. Guess missing it wasn't a big deal after all.

Yeah, I'm not 100% sure what you're getting at, but there was an infamous Chappelle's Show sketch about it. It's not been forgotten. People have just decided that it's not as big a deal as R. Kelly's weak-ass lame R&B, just like people decided Chris Brown being a woman-beating violent psychopath isn't as big a deal as…

Yep.