Kinja gives everyone their own blog. You're free to write all you want about that on yours or visit a different sports blog that covers things that interest you.

Kinja gives everyone their own blog. You're free to write all you want about that on yours or visit a different sports blog that covers things that interest you.

I was gonna say "says the 50 year old guy still trying to kick it as a van-living garage rocker AND a sensitive singer-songwriter."

"...plumbing of unknown strength and reliability..."

This sounds 95%-100% accurate to me.

Why on Earth would one want to "meet up with the locals?" I go on vacation so I can AVOID small talk with people.

Yep. They're gross.

Because if I want to be up until 3 AM watching The Expendables, naked and drunk off my ass, on a flat screen TV, I can do that when I stay with the Hiltons AND when I need to piss, I can do it without leaving my room.

Sure.

Fair enough, but I don't see much overlap between the ones who say Ben's matured after youthful indiscretions and the ones who call Suh a knee-hunting sociopath.

Well, I don't know of many people here who shrug off Ben's sexual predator background.

Yes, because the purposeful permanent damage caused by a player is the only way to determine if a player is a menace.

I hated "kids should be seen and not heard" when I was a kid.

Excluding the women who simply have difficulty getting over the hill at all (I've heard this is a thing; not being a lady myself, I have no idea), "I never orgasm with my partner, but it's OK, I just fake it and it's fine, we get along so well, etc." sounds, to me, like a shitload of some horrible combination of…

I remember from when I was a teen working retail (Target, though) that a big scam for quite some time was to buy video games, replace the game disc with a blank CD, re-shrinkwrap the game and return it. I'd say it worked about 95% of the time because the people working the returns counter didn't know there was a…

Ol' Rex, always waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Would get shithoused and rock this to a NYE party. Not gonna lie.

OK

This. You're a server. You're a chef.

Yep.