Remember how everybody just conveniently forgot about R. Kelly, despite far, far more evidence that something seriously fucked was going on?

I think it's pretty cool that we have a criminal justice system where you can knowingly and willingly defraud individuals and companies out of hundreds of millions of dollars and get away with it as long as you pay a little bit of what you haven't spent or invested yet to the government.

Tornadoes can kill people.

I WILL KILL YOU GO BACK TO THE WORLD CUP

Hey, now, I went to Subway earlier and ordered a turkey and cheese sub. It was delicious.

LIKE A BOSS.

It was. I just have a reflexive hatred for Pitchfork.

It's cool

"Mike Powell (@sternlunch) lives in Tucson, Arizona, and is a contributing editor at Pitchfork."

I was with you until you embraced the equally-bullshit "GOTTA WORK FOR IT" theory.

That's, like, a textbook stoner recipe idea come to life.

Why do you think they're called dirty water dogs?

Hyping/Recommending a Malcolm Gladwell book to me is the easiest way to notify me that you're a clueless, smug dipshit who couldn't fill a thimble with knowledge, but certainly loves to pretend otherwise in mixed company.

"...if you dont have a servesafe certificate and a culinary degree comments on meat temps is like getting medical advice from a carpenter...

What is it with chefs and acting like they're the last of a dying breed?

It's pretty obvious if you really pay attention. A guy who spontaneously decides in this 30s "hey, today, I'm gonna start really taking massive amounts of shit about Brazilians all day every day" is an asshole, but he's not a guy who really believes what he's saying.

Sonnen talked quite a few people into MMA fandom. You can handwring over if they're the "right kind" of fan or whatever if that's your bag, but his schtick created a lot of new MMA fans.

"And sure, I get it. MMA has juiced up dudes punching each other in the face and baseball has dudes hitting balls into a grass field. Yes, true, but MMA fighters know the deal. Nobody gets into MMA thinking they aren't ever going to get punched in the face or get ther arm twisted in a figure 8 and nobody who wants…

The pirates? You'll still be able to tell how many people watched it overall, roughly. Fan interest in an event is pretty easy to gauge.

Not really, no.