Changed my life.

My mother-in-law is the same way. Can't check her e-mail for shit (still uses AOL like 1996 never ended), but can whoop your ASS at Street Fighter/Tekken/etc.

The Megaman series was my jam. 1 was beatable once you figured out the mechanics (even if the jumping puzzles were a bitch, especially on Iceman's level), but goddamn, 2 was a BITCH. I never beat it without cheats and probably still can't. 3 was a glorious and golden achievement in gaming, 4 was... OK. Such a letdown,…

Extra cash? No. A maid? Yes.

Pretty sure they had a similar sample size for 3DTV and had similar results. Had to have, really. No way all those companies would have invested billions of dollars into it if their initial tests said "this shit makes people feel like puking."

You have a maid and eat out often.

[recommends mom-and-pop spot in Gloryhole, IA or wherever the fuck they live, claims only they know how to make Food X and that all fast food joints are garbage]

Hahahaha, you think everyone with no kids can afford a maid.

I do not hold the opinion of the most overrated guitarist of all time in very high regard.

Best Pizza If Chains Are Your Only Option: Little Caesar's.

You have a fucking MAID. You're an outlier.

Not to mention that as you get older (yes, even if you never marry or have kids, but particularly if you do), your free time dwindles. You've got laundry to do, food to cook, dishes to wash, taxes to do, bills to pay, a job to work, etc.

That's quite the baseless projection onto a stranger. You got something to get off your chest?

There's a part of me that wonders how many of the "OMG NO NOT MY GAMEZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" crowd would gladly sell every single console and title they own in a heartbeat for a woman who loved them unconditionally and gave them access to her pants parts.

Unless you want kids more, as this guy apparently did.

He's said to have spent roughly $5,000 over the course of several years amassing his collection. Nowhere in the article does it say all his games or hardware were new at purchase.

That's how situations that end up costing you untold fortunes hit you. Very rarely do you get any warning. One day you're at a convention, drinking coffee and laughing and the next you're selling whatever you've got that's of decent value to pay for a new kidney or some shit.

3 things:

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And this is why you're hopeless. You're either really this dumb or you just really enjoy being contradictory for the sake of being contradictory. Either way, I'm done with you.