Oh, she totally did. Eddie would have been proud of her natural ability to get people to SEETHE over her every word.

Guys, I think I know what happened to Malaysia Flight 370. He knew the authorities were getting close.

Mrs. Warrior: "I cannot believe he's gone! He was my soulmate. But... above all else... right now... in my hour of grief... I just have to know what these people think..."

Nnnnnnnnope. The idea that death earns you respect is horseshit.

This.

According to the hit piece DVD the company put together on him a few years back, he would be given some bullet points to hit, but more often than not he'd ignore them and that all of the "WHEN THE PLANETS ALIGN IN THE FURTHEST DIMENSION AND THE BONES OF WARRIORS PAST FALL FROM THE SKY AND FILL THE ROCKET SHIP WITH THE…

There's a rumor floating around that he knew he didn't have long, made nice with Vince and signed his long-term contract so his family would be taken care of when he passed because of a transfer of benefits clause in the deal.

Yep. Good idea, misguided methodology.

This x 1000.

Holy shit, no. This is about 18 different kinds of wrong.

So... gross (and, to be clear, so, so gross), but legal.

I have never understood why people buy white shoes. Ever. Ever ever. Ever ever ever.

Uh, that's the preferred nomenclature, unless you're outside the US and prefer "tennis shoes" or "trainers."

I want and need that in me.

Go on. Why did they do it? Where are the people now? What's the goal?

Chances of survivors still being alive are not "slim." They're non-existent.

*sigh*

You're not landing a hijacked aircraft at a military installation crawling with British and US Navy unless you're going REALLY far down the rabbit hole here.

Have you spoken to your mental health care provider about what medication is right for you?

I dunno. I mean, I get it on some level, but I don't think there's any way for that information to be delivered that makes it less devastating or more respectful. Maybe that's just me.