I may be way off base here, but I believe the reason why pilots have the ability to shut off everything in the plane by hand is because in the event of an in-flight electrical fire, they need to be able to isolate the problem circuit (which could be any of them).

Out of curiosity, if I were to cut down a tree in front of you, but before it falls, you turn and look the other way, does that mean the tree didn't fall?

Probably not much. At this point, it's pretty clear that the turns and altitude changes were manually committed and that the pilot or pilots were in control until the end.

I'd rather eat glass than shit on a date.

That's absolutely disgusting. My hat's off to you.

I can't speak to anyone but myself, but I'm not sure as many men need a full 20-30 minutes to shit as you think. I'm thinking the actual event takes about the same time it does for you.

Yup. Not lifting your blades is a real dumbass move and a quick trip to having to replace them before the winter is over.

Not to mention that the right person for you doesn't have to be into EVERYTHING you're into. A relationship where both people are into all of the EXACT SAME SHIT sounds awful to me. You need time to yourself, even if you're with someone else. You can have your games while she has her books, for example.

And then what?

In my town, there are two actual bars and they're right across from one another on opposing corners of a major highway intersection. The dive, a bar the size of the average living room/dining room combo, has been in business under one name since I was born. I have never heard it advertised once on the radio.

I feel like dragging Tim to this post and pointing at it while yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO?"

That's a lot of words to prove me right in my assessment of your "point."

Thank you for this contribution to the conversation. I'm actually flattered that you took time away from masturbating to the sound of your own superiority while watching tapes of whatever fighting organizations get your dick hard.

That's no one's fault but Cyborg's, though. If she could make 135, she'd have to do it without steroids and if she wasn't on steroids, Rousey would send her home with her arm in a bag.

The line between worked fights and pro wrestling is razor thin, though. I would argue that agreeing to take a dive in round three and helping a guy bodyslam you are two totally separate things.

Wrong. He was not only a fighter in Pancrase, but was a UFC champion prior to joining the WWF for a nice payday. Your readers shouldn't be doing more research than you are.

I will never understand why Deadspin employs an MMA writer who hates MMA.

The importance of muscular AND spinal adjustments cannot be overstated. You can adjust the muscles without the spine if your muscles are simply tight and be no worse off for it, but as you said, if you have a problem with both, adjusting the spine only while the muscles remain tight is like trying to straighten a wire…

Bingo. Some people swear by massage and some by chiropractors (some, like myself, by both) and there's exclusive upsides to both (mostly that you can sometimes finagle chiro visits to be covered by insurance), but beware of chiropractors who are fucking crazy.

Did you even fucking read the article?