I don’t know, I kind of feel like people should buy as much R. Kelly stuff as possible, so his victims can sue it out of him.

‘Hoops’ was cute but it just reminded me of how much I missed Cecily and Vanessa Bayer’s ‘porno girls’ sketch, though this was more like that sketch distilled through the ‘chandelier’ sketch filter

at the same time as a guy I can say that guys make mountains out of mole hills.  I had a close friend once...we did a lot of stuff together.  She came to meet my family and came to holiday events even.  She had various dates or boyfriends during this time.  Eventually she was single and pretty sad...I thought I told…

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This is a cyncial look, so here’s another angle:

I was thinking about how you could probably field a functional starting XI with former Arsenal players and probably give the current team a run for the money:

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Solid post. I think you probably could have cut a sentence or so out. (Probably choose between “Beating a dead horse by the end...” and “A good chunk of the beginning...”) You also don’t need the ‘imo’. The reader knows it’s your opinion.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

I think people use these types of games as fillers for holes in their lives. I don’t say that maliciously or mockingly

My least favorite movie is CIVAL WAR 2: ROB DRAKE SAW THREE DUDES DO INTERRACIAL HUGGING

Yes, and they will also choose not to run the ball at the 1 yard line.

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Will there be Seawoks? 

This was neither fun nor did it come in a bag form.  

Could you PLEASE stop auto-playing videos? PLEASE?!?!

“Okay, hear me out. You know how the punter is usually the best athlete on the field?”