It’s funny how Wheat Chex is awful to eat as cereal but the absolute best of the three when transmogrified into Chex Mix. It’s tight wheat weave allows it to absorb all the butter and assorted spices and hold them inside, unlike the Corn and Rice Chex, which only get a surface glazing that, while tasty, doesn’t carry…

I like that basically every Jamboroo now begins with a lengthy screed on why football is fucking awful.

This might be the first time in recorded history the Lions fans actually have legitimate reason to be pissed about an insult thrown at their team.

This is awesome.

Counterpoint: the 2nd wildcard sucks and the Brewers should have been home already sitting 4 games behind the Nats.

I prefer Bill or Billy or Mac or Buddy

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

Her placenta falls to the floor

Honestly, I think most football fans don’t want an answer like Watson’s. They either want performative emotion — “I doesn’t what coverage they’re in, we gotta goddam play better!” — and/or some boring sound-bite sports cliche that they can nod their head to.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Yes, boiled all the way down, Trump is the id of the America that is not only tired of being dragged into the 21st century but wants to told the 21st century is actually an Illuminati plot.

recently caught part of a red sox blue jays game and saw that the jays were fielding a guerrero, a bichette, and a biggio. its was a real who’s who of offspring of players from when i gave a shit about baseball. 

Or my age and watching their kids play.

Post a tweet:  "Mike Minor's 200th should have a big asterisk..." 

If you told me you met Gilligan, I’d assume you meant Vince Gilligan, and I wouldn’t really give a shit because I’m not impressed by chance encounters with famous people. 

Nope, I just don’t give a shit about that kind of stuff. Same with band members. There’s bands I’ve been listening to for 30 years that I couldn’t name a single member of.

Counterpoint: Why the hell should I waste the mental effort to remember the real names of any actors and actresses?

If I’ve learned anything from watching TV during my four-plus decades on this Earth, it’s that doing as you suggest will inevitably attract the attention of a super-secret government agency tasked with suppressing freaks like you, ya freak.  So be careful out there.

I eat the spear FIRST. The brininess whets the appetite.

We’re adults. We can sip from a cup, yet our default action is to sip through a straw like we can’t trust ourselves to go lid-less.