It’s amazing how he is both makes excellent points which are right while completely missing the point and being very wrong.

I always laugh when colleges or professional teams say “their investigative team” like they have Columbo locked in their closet and they let him out just for times like this.

So we know it’s not Sead Kolasinac.

“Wow, that was a close shave for Tulane, by the way, did they cover the spread ?” Hot Rod Williams (Tulane class of 88)

This is exactly what it is. It’s always been thinly veiled to the point that this racist, white old man who would tell you he’s not racist couldn’t see it, so he blurted it out all together without the veil because he never saw the veil. That reminds me, I need to give my dad a call.

Ah, you’re the one...

Yeah, but they’re only tied for the best record in baseball, whereas a non-cursed team would have sole possession of the best record.

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

Drew Brees is a big fan of two point conversion therapy.

“The Problem of Eli Manning” is a combination of two things. One, he’s the bane of any Marketing Department, in the sense that he’s completely average. Bad, Marketing Departments can work with. Great, the same. But the one thing that drives a Marketing Department up the wall is “adequate”. How do you sell “adequate?”…

Now that Drew Brees has some time off, maybe he could use his connections to put Vinitieri in touch with a group that could help him exercise those demons? It would be the Christian thing to do. It could be as simple as kicking with his left foot even though he was born right-footed.

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…

Damn, that’s terrible. I definitely would have called campus housing on that shit.

Live was just so earnest. Sooooo Earnest. Makes them easy to mock, and I agree that they were better than how they’re remembered.

And why wasn’t the RA all up in their face like “ya’ll got to sleep somewhere else yo?”  Well, probably because RAs are only in it to get laid.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Right?  I think that the question is less “why was my ex roommate such an inconsiderate dick?” and more “Why was I such a spineless little twerp?” 

Dear Nick:

The coaching staff and players at the Browns wanted to win games when they went 1-31. The front office however very much was trying to tank. They were aggressive in trading for draft picks and had a ton of players on 1st contracts on the squad. After the deliberate tank job took hold, Browns ownership got cold feet…

See this needs to be the key distinction. No one thinks that the Browns or Lions were trying to lose. Oh no, they were trying to win and still went 0-16. That takes a far more convincing degree of bad. Having the head coach in on it and running vanilla stuff that opposing teams can spot, limiting what’s installed…