If you told me you met Gilligan, I’d assume you meant Vince Gilligan, and I wouldn’t really give a shit because I’m not impressed by chance encounters with famous people. 

Nope, I just don’t give a shit about that kind of stuff. Same with band members. There’s bands I’ve been listening to for 30 years that I couldn’t name a single member of.

Counterpoint: Why the hell should I waste the mental effort to remember the real names of any actors and actresses?

If I’ve learned anything from watching TV during my four-plus decades on this Earth, it’s that doing as you suggest will inevitably attract the attention of a super-secret government agency tasked with suppressing freaks like you, ya freak.  So be careful out there.

I eat the spear FIRST. The brininess whets the appetite.

We’re adults. We can sip from a cup, yet our default action is to sip through a straw like we can’t trust ourselves to go lid-less.

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

If this is a two-horse race, I’m assuming Man U will get euthanized on the track.

It’s amazing how he is both makes excellent points which are right while completely missing the point and being very wrong.

I always laugh when colleges or professional teams say “their investigative team” like they have Columbo locked in their closet and they let him out just for times like this.

So we know it’s not Sead Kolasinac.

“Wow, that was a close shave for Tulane, by the way, did they cover the spread ?” Hot Rod Williams (Tulane class of 88)

This is exactly what it is. It’s always been thinly veiled to the point that this racist, white old man who would tell you he’s not racist couldn’t see it, so he blurted it out all together without the veil because he never saw the veil. That reminds me, I need to give my dad a call.

Ah, you’re the one...

Yeah, but they’re only tied for the best record in baseball, whereas a non-cursed team would have sole possession of the best record.

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

Drew Brees is a big fan of two point conversion therapy.

“The Problem of Eli Manning” is a combination of two things. One, he’s the bane of any Marketing Department, in the sense that he’s completely average. Bad, Marketing Departments can work with. Great, the same. But the one thing that drives a Marketing Department up the wall is “adequate”. How do you sell “adequate?”…

Now that Drew Brees has some time off, maybe he could use his connections to put Vinitieri in touch with a group that could help him exercise those demons? It would be the Christian thing to do. It could be as simple as kicking with his left foot even though he was born right-footed.

I would say it’s very questionable whether he was actually good. The guy finishes with a career 60.3% completion rate and a 116-116 record, both completely average. Led the league in interceptions three times en route to 241 of them, never broke 70 QBR once in a single season, hasn’t had a double-digit win team this…