I have a border collie who I’ve trained up to be a dementia dog and so we’re in long-term care homes four times a week working with people who are cascading down to the final stages of dementia. Neither one of us had any experience with the elderly, let alone people who were physically fragile and with the kind of…

Andrew Luck 2012: *Takes a sack* Great job, man. Insane hustle. You really got me.

Andrew Luck 2019: You even just look at the ceiling and wish you could stop existing? Like, not die, but just POOF and cease being altogether. Maybe it’s nothing but motionless, soundless black. Complete emptiness. Nothingness. But it’s…

Couldn’t cosign this more. My old roommate had a drinking problem, and he got loaded one night and made a bunch of spaghetti. Cut to 20 minutes later, he was passed out on his back, puking the spaghetti and unable to clear his throat. I ran in to help him and had to fight with his dead weight to roll him over and…

Ocean Beach: The New Temecula

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

people tend to forget that. he did the time for the crime. he had major money settlements. it was very high profile. it absolutely fucked his boxing career. There’s plenty of rapists in important positions today that haven’t had to do shit for their crime. One of them sits in an oval office. One of them is a supreme…

No way anyone would believe that stupid name.

He should do another made up team like the “Houston Texans” next.

Up next: The Washington Sentinels!

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

Solid fill-in job, Clover

I know, right? And yet we all know which one we’re talking about.

Worst strike three call of all time? No chance. This was a random call in the middle of an August regular season game. Eric Gregg kept it up for an entire NLCS Game 7.

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read...

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It’s all moot, because their kid is going to root for Madrid and Ninja anyway, and probably won’t give a pig’s whistling asshole about baseball or football. 

Have you always been a psychopath?

Hell, Messi and Ronaldo are more universally recognized than Michael Jordan.

And I doubt you could Family Feud the name of the current pope

The Milky Way features a black hole that’s 4 million times the mass of the Sun, called Sagittarius A* (pronounced A-star).