Get it out.* Save your shorts next time

I mean, it could be run more effectively. Just announcing and holding to a schedule for each round might help, and if it didn’t last six weeks — even better!

Pope Thrower was always the ultimate Cute Story candidate.  Never stood a chance.

it’s over quickly: Jizyah Shorts

Thing that is possible: Spurs finish fourth and also runner-up in Champions League, ending the season with zero trophies.

Arsenal fan here. Just want to preemptively state that regardless of Europa and Champions League outcomes, Tottenham have had the better season—unless they somehow squander the +8 goal differential that they have going into the final weekend.

And not one member of those state commissions is a horse.

FUCK THAT GUY AND HIS ILK FOR RUINING THE PUNCHING GAME FOR ALL OF US

Some teams win.

Having seen plenty of playoff hockey, this game had the feel of a Blues loss all the way with how much they dominated the last two regulation periods and just couldn’t score. Some random 3 on 2 or lame dump-in Stars goal would end it. Glad it got the ending it deserved.

Listening to ska helps.

Right. Also, the stark division down ethic lines of who’s going and who isn’t can’t be good for team unity. Your teammates are essentially saying, “Yes I know he hates people who look like you BUT [my autograph / my photo-op / I don’t really care about you].” That’s how you build a great clubhouse environment!

I thought the same thing watching it live, then had it confirmed after watching the replay for 5 minutes. He had his back to the goal when Bishop went down and didn’t face that direction until he had already let his shot fly.

What, you actually know how horse racing works? Get out of here with that relevant knowledge and bring me the hot taeks about how replay sucks and is bad.

I’m still salty about Deicide Huxtable not making the cut. 

“The Dutch Boys”?

“Young Dutch Masters” might have worked better.

The fact that the crowd started a “ref you suck” chant after that first diving sequence is the biggest argument for pulling hockey back out of Texas

Dothraki aren’t exactly predisposed to tactics. I guess they were hoping they could send them in the first wave and take out more wights than what they’d lose, or just vastly underestimated their numbers.

That said sending your cavalry in from the front was ridiculously stupid. Should only ever do that against an enemy…

The battle tactics were pretty terrible. Then again, Jon Snow is also a terrible general as the show has consistently told us (He has yet to win a battle on his own, he’s had to be bailed out each time).

It just seems weird that their plan actually, 100% worked. I was assuming a route at Winterfell, a retreat to either the Iron Islands or the moving castle of the Reeds, some intervention from the Children of Forest, and a lot of bloody sacrifice by the main characters, maybe including actual succeeding in cracking…