I mean, the underexplained list is a pretty common Deadspin bit. Maybe this site is too high brow for you...

It’s weird; I love Pope Thrower and Storm Duck, but Bear Spiker does nothing for me.

I met a rude sponge once, it was so self-absorbed...

let’s go Gooch-Fant *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

The Gooch-Fant was inside you all along.

No, that was Willie Simmons. He became EDW in prison. Either way, I can’t really vote for him because of the name change.

Come ON! Deicide Huxtable deserves this win. C’mon folks, it’s not decide, it’s DEICIDE. A seminal heavy metal band, and also an awesome word:

I really enjoy the idea of anyone getting worked up over either guy’s catalogue. 

If you’re not taking a dump on someone else’s dime you aren’t living life properly.  Those of you that have hangups about public washrooms need to get over yourselves and accept this truth.

I would like to note that Joe — who sends messages via his Samsung Galaxy S9+, an AT&T 5G Evolution smartphone — prints out Deadspin articles.

Please write another article about hockey!!! I need more paper for my fire place!!

Prob need your diaper changed after Mueller report. Maybe your boyfriend can change for you

Bubba Buckaloo was seeded so poorly.  That one is going to at least the Elite 8 of NOTY.

I suppose it is too early to speculate, but I think a Jizyah Shorts/General Booty semifinal would undo the very fabric of society.

The fact that Cory Phast Lane isn’t the name of an 80's cover band is criminal. That is absolutely the name of a band that will crush The Outfield on a Thursday Dollar Wells night. 

Reymundo Mundo should be a 1 seed and I refuse to hear counter-arguments.

Isme on first?

General Booty might be the best 13-seed of all time.  Drastically underseeded

Half of this region sound like they came from Mos Eisley Cantina regs.

How could you have a first round match-up of Candy Button Disco and General Booty? No way they should meet until the Elite 8 at the earliest.