This never would’ve happened if Skip Bayless were still alive.

My dad was never keen on DIY hardware (he was really good at wiping his own hardrive somehow though...) but we definitely ended up at a few of these fairs in hotel banquet halls or the pop-up outlet spaces at the local dirt mall to look at all the software. I was remember paying $20 for a CD full of Shareware,…

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

PAWL! PAAAAAWWWWWWLLLL!!!! EET’S TIME FER SABAN TO GO! THA GAYME HAS PASSED HEEM BY!!!!

These kinds of takes just make me so tired... Like soul-crushingly tired... 

Drew’s Mom:

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

WOOOO! Fan-FUCKING-tastic!!

Bah Gawd! That’s Magary’s music!!!

I can’t imagine getting worked up enough to ever send an author of any deadspin article an email.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

I’m picturing some modern American being transported back to 1920's NYC or something. They gotta eat boiled meat or some sort of weird sandwich for food, gotta drink fermented cat piss to get drunk, then they have to fight off an escaped zoo tiger that got into their house because it’s the 1920's. Then they gave to…

Old-school MLB guys love to scream at you for hours about Babe Ruth being the GOAT despite doing all of his damage in one of the least-athletic eras of any sport ever off of part-time railroad workers who had club foot and black lung. Every Ruth at-bat went like this:

omg the new lil stoner album is so sick though

Pretty sure Schilling took a shitton of red pills.

Nukes aren’t instant-Chernobyl devices.

HMMMMMMM ....If only there were a player out there that’s currently unsigned who would keep them in contention for a playoff spot and be a vast improvement over 99% of the backup QBs in the league right now.  It’s just such a shame that no such player is available.  I’m talking, of course, about Nathan Peterman

Thank you! Are people out there eating with their butt cheeks or something? This is only reason I can imagine for worrying about the sanitary sitch of your ass muffins.

He’s just a step ahead. He knows that the entire office is going to be desperate for the toilet ten minutes after the Papa John’s and he’s jumping the line.

I recall being in a pretty big Trespasser community at the time, hyped for this game. I was 17 and lived in a small town; I had to drive 40 miles away to pick up my pre-order, then drive another 40 back. I recall almost being smashed by a very large cattle truck that suddenly switched lanes and then braked hard,…