WOOOO! Fan-FUCKING-tastic!!

Bah Gawd! That’s Magary’s music!!!

I can’t imagine getting worked up enough to ever send an author of any deadspin article an email.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

I’m picturing some modern American being transported back to 1920's NYC or something. They gotta eat boiled meat or some sort of weird sandwich for food, gotta drink fermented cat piss to get drunk, then they have to fight off an escaped zoo tiger that got into their house because it’s the 1920's. Then they gave to…

Old-school MLB guys love to scream at you for hours about Babe Ruth being the GOAT despite doing all of his damage in one of the least-athletic eras of any sport ever off of part-time railroad workers who had club foot and black lung. Every Ruth at-bat went like this:

omg the new lil stoner album is so sick though

Pretty sure Schilling took a shitton of red pills.

Nukes aren’t instant-Chernobyl devices.

HMMMMMMM ....If only there were a player out there that’s currently unsigned who would keep them in contention for a playoff spot and be a vast improvement over 99% of the backup QBs in the league right now.  It’s just such a shame that no such player is available.  I’m talking, of course, about Nathan Peterman

Thank you! Are people out there eating with their butt cheeks or something? This is only reason I can imagine for worrying about the sanitary sitch of your ass muffins.

There’s a guy in my floor’s bathroom that makes a seat cover out of toilet paper and just leaves it on the seat when he’s done.  The bathroom provides real seat covers too. 

He’s just a step ahead. He knows that the entire office is going to be desperate for the toilet ten minutes after the Papa John’s and he’s jumping the line.

The worst thing people do in office bathrooms is judge me for farting at the urinal.  It’s the fucking bathroom.  I will fart in there if I want.  It’s better than unleashing hell on my cube-mates.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Right, but those Spanish friars had an army behind them operating under a Papal dictate to forcibly convert the natives. If he really thought he could duplicate that feat on his own . . . 

I gotta admit I admire the fuck out of the Sentinelese peoples commitment to killing outsiders with bows and arrows.

My god, just looking at that picture and I can taste those Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes and I have never wanted something/hated myself more. 

I actually agree with O’Neill. In fact, why don’t we send him there first as a scouting expedition? We’ll be right behind you, Brendy!

I recall being in a pretty big Trespasser community at the time, hyped for this game. I was 17 and lived in a small town; I had to drive 40 miles away to pick up my pre-order, then drive another 40 back. I recall almost being smashed by a very large cattle truck that suddenly switched lanes and then braked hard,…