Jason Witten: Hmm. (writes onto hand)

New England should have seen it coming when Derek Anderson called out “Readyyyy.... down.... HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT”

This is the realization of something that Extra Credits put forth in a video years ago...that game reviews must evolve into being art criticism if games themselves are to be taken seriously as art.

This rental art was clearly installed by the realtor. The Wasserman family has serious museum quality art that you wouldn’t leave up while showing the house. (From the Christie’s catalogue after Edie died; auction of what the kids didn’t keep):

I can’t get over Cordray’s pledge to let every felon out on the street to fentanyl-rape your grammy. Seems like it’s not a winning strategy, but according to all those husky sheriffs, that’s his plan!

He needs like an old timey Jazz guy nickname. 

definitely helped quarterbacks, but so has coaching. When Deadspin published that article about how their were no good QB’s, the main complaint from coaches was that college programs were not preparing players for the pro game. They were all still looking for 7 step pocket passers that could read a defense or…

At this point, the only successful books associated with Clay Travis are sportsbooks.

What? Arsenal is slow on defense, not on offense.

sounds like someone is having a case of the Mondays!

Looks like you’re rooting for the Astros, then.

Either you forgot about Ted Ginn Jr. because he’s on his (checks Wikipedia) 6th team and you lost track of him, or because you dropped him in fantasy like he drops open receptions.

hola amigo, good to rap atcha for a bit.

Jim? Jim... Anchower?

Maybe because, like me, that name led Drew to a longer-than-should-have-been “Who?” moment, when I had to remember that Vance Joseph is actually a person who is actually a coach right now. 

It is...but a weird ingredient for baba ganoush

Why isn’t it called ‘Teenage Wasteland’?

They deserve loud cheers from the fans, and can you really put a price on that?

“Look, our players work too hard, and they deserve to have everything...”

The Rockies do have the NL HR leader and runner up...