I know totally drawing a blank on this one, hmm. 2008, maybe its when avocado toast was invented?

Jim Tomsula says to keep your biddle packed, just in case you're fired at a road game and need to hitch the train home.

Behind Mike Glennon at the movie theater?

Not sure what country you’re from hombre, but here in the U, S, of A you can’t have a child from anal rape.

For anyone who questions why someone like Ford never went to the cops just read how this woman was treated by the police when she reported the rape.  Apparently kissing = consent to everything and hiring a lawyer to protect yourself is frowned upon.

In his landmark novella I Am Legend, author Richard Matheson theorizes that vampires are repulsed by the holy symbols they held dear in life, out of self-loathing borne of the vindication of their worst religion-based fears. He also writes that vampires “can’t” see themselves in mirrors not due to any mystical cause,…

sometimes it’s hard to tell the different between “gay” and a certain type of “southern cultured” man. Unless a certain type means...wait a minute...now I have to rethink this!

“Summer Catch”

French. 

You have to stand up to racists, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the bleachers.

Why would you feel guilty?  Own that shit, man.  Like what you like. 

Jokes on you: there’s beer and wine at Chuck E Cheese.

Roving gangs of coked-up Cockney electricians irritably searching for their tools and getting into fistfights? When they make a movie of this I want Statham in there STAT. 

Why do they need an AC system? Just don’t play on either of the sunny days they get.

Keep Calm and Hand Me Some of That Cocaine

Spurs making a mess of a state-of-the-art stadium is the most on-brand thing ever.

When was the last time an English side got past the quarters in champions league?

That’s the funny part about Trump apologists...

Needless sensationalism. Zane Gonzalez also walked away from his NFL career at halftime today, but you don’t see anybody making a big deal out of it.

“I don’t want to get into all that.”