+1 fuck you to Alexi Lalas

Drew obviously doesn’t understand that when you order a bowl you get MORE STUFF. It was on fucking Lifehacker man: http://lifehacker.com/5967665/hack-t…

We hockey fans complain about Pierre, but the real problem is Edzo. He went to the John Madden school of color analysis by watching the replay and telling us what the replay is showing.

Or get the bowl and splurge an extra buck for the brown bag of tortilla chips to go with. BURRITO NACHOS!!!!!

If Ray Hudson and Andres Cantor called a chess match I would watch it. Soccer announcers for the most part (FUCK YOU ALEXI LALAS) are great. Give me Ian Darke and Taylor Twellman all day every day.

Will I need to play the first 2,015 NBA games to understand what is going on with this one or can I jump right in? I’m worried the plot might be over my head.

NBA 2k16? That kind of looks like Rocket League, except with people instead of cars, and with an unusually tiny ball. Or are the people just much larger than cars? Hard to tell, may be worth playing.

The gamers that act like this are the pinnacle of entitled and privileged in life, because they develop this sense of persecution that’s born solely out of nothing.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

These posts are literally where I get all my MLB news. I hope they never stop.

Because their fans are also Steelers fans.

Cristiano is just as capable of going out for a pack of smokes as my dad was

/read headline

Whitlock: You know, I really think you could be the missing ingredient that brings this whole damn thing together.

WHELP. That’s 40 playoff appearances without a cup.

But they don’t own Jose Jormp-Jomp, do they?

Leaving without talking to anybody makes you an “entitled prick?” Dang, I had no idea. Thank you for explaining how making lots of money means you owe something to reporters.

No. That wouldn’t explain the level of personal vitriol. It was because he didn’t stand in front of them and beat his breast and tell them all how sorry he was for pitching poorly. AS IF HE WOULDN’T CARE ABOUT RESULTS UNLESS WE, THE PRESS, WERE HERE TO QUESTION HIM ABOUT IT.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?