This is New York, bro. Maybe if you weren’t so focused on being a PRETTY BOY you could be a good pitcher.

Yes, posing for pictures in a magazine is definitely what’s causing his fastball to be 5 mph slower than before.

Bally McBallface

Even their letterhead has the wrong skyline. That’s clearly Seattle. See the space needle? Jeez, not even the Toronto mayor knows where they are.

well at least they have teams in the hockey sport playoffs to watch!

Ha you believe wash cloths are laundered after one use?

That's how I was with Last of Us, I honestly just didn't really enjoy it at all, and friends of mine lost their minds when I said that. Me not liking a game doesn't mean their opinion should be altered. Different strokes for different folks!

This is beyond silly.

Video game ‘culture’ is an embarrasing tire fire.

It’s really hard to get the message the writer is sending when you don’t read more than the headline of the article.

If Tim and David did a movie together it wouldn’t be a buddy cop movie, but rather a film about two City Inspectors enforcing zoning codes and building regulations.

Only Spurs could snatch St. Totteringham from the jaws of victory at this point in the season!

I was assuming an Arsenal win. But point taken, nothing would be more Spurs than to come closer than they ever have to the Premier League title, only to finish behind Arsenal again.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

I prefer to follow Dalton’s advice:

He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Spurs fancies that challenge! You also gloss over Arsenal only having to beat Villa, who have had nothing to play for since August (2010)…

I would beg the Sorting Hat to put me in Tellerpenn

Christ no, but it’s hilarious to imagine.

I always found “the more people I meet, the more I like my dog” to be a bit troubling.