Have you seen the goaltending in the the Preds/Sharks? Its atrocious, either of these teams will demolish those guys if the goaltending doesnt improve.

The takes are still coming from inside the house.

Hmm... fire Van Gaal, write an 8-figure check, hire Mourinho, spend another 300mm on hot trash, and get bumped by Dinamo Fuckovski from the CL qualifying?

The best case scenario is if ManU does get 4th place, upping Van Gaal’s buyout fee, but loses in the qualifying round to a tiny club.

I thought I was thinking about Livan Hernandez too, but I’m pretty sure he’s never struck anyone out before...*googles Livan Hernandez*...1,976 strike outs...son of bitch

Is any of this really going to matter considering the world is going to end 4 years ago?

If the Blues beat the West champs right after beating the defending cup champs in epic 7 game series, can we just get an honorary Cup? PLEASE!!?!?!

He’d give Brodeur the nod, he’s in the Blues front office. Otherwise, 100% correct. I think Hitch continues to skate on thin ice in St. Louis, going away from Ells in game 7 and losing would put another nail in the coffin.

Sometimes I wonder what inspired people like Nietzsche and Camus, then I reflect on my history with this goddamn team and say, “Ah.”

Multiple opponents raise the level of threat to imminent danger of death or serious injury. He gets to do whatever is necessary to walk away.

DAMN RIGHT HE DOES! WOOOOOOOOO!

Vineyard Vines: For when you want to drink yourself stupid, throw a failed slow-motion haymaker, and get kicked in the neck...all while dressed like the preschooler with the coolest mom.

I for one am glad Vineyard Vines have stepped up for us MMA fans that have more discerning tastes in clothes and shun the look of Affliction tee shirts.

And lo they formed the ancient fighting circle as many announced the famous war cry "come at me bro!". Verily they did come at him and a plethora of errant punches was soon bandied about wildly. Many a tear was shed for the boat shoes and pastel shirts dirtied on that famed field of martial struggle.

Totes gonna pwn some n00bs with a 360 no scope brick drop.

How about driving a really slow plane and dropping bricks on ppl below while shooting other planes with your revolver?

I’m sure that narrative is crazy-making, gaslighting horseshit for the long suffering folks of Ohio. He only looks reasonable next to the cartoonishly despicable.

We’re grading on a curve.

Why does Kasich deserve intelligent criticism from a series specifically designed to tell candidates to fuck off? I don’t get scientific on the wind when it slightly rustles my shirt.

“Who said you can’t achieve sainthood while looking the other way when kids are being molested?”