My advice as someone who hates Las Vegas, go anywhere else. If I had to pick a town for sleazy fun for a weekend, it would be New Orleans. It’s better, sleazier and more fun than Vegas every fucking time.

Creature Report! Creature Report!

that’s a blob fish! i learned that from watching octonauts with my kids.

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

Holmes: Hey, I’m Anthony Holmes.

You weren’t standing there over him chirping him the whole time he tried to clean it. So why would he taunt you for getting the job done?

McKenzie was ready to take one for the team. He, apparently, was not ready to take six or seven for the team.

DAT VAN DOE

It’s a dilemma for Arsenal because if they finish third, they can celebrate St. Totteringham’s Day, but they miss out on the Wenger 4th Place Trophy.

I can’t imagine Bellichick uttering a draft pick’s name or acknowledging their existence, so no, not like this.

It’s better from top to bottom than any league though.

Sharks, Blues, Caps... I mean, they can’t all choke, right? But shouldn’t one of them be at least? What is happening, Barry?? I’m scared!

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

@durex

Can’t wait to get ready for the NFL season with my new#MomsLightBill. Thank you @JohnMiller for the Draft Day gift!

Little known fact, Laremy Tunsil’s mother is Oddibe McDowell.

While the detective gig may have been more stable, there’s a surprising amount of money in Swanton Bombing off ladders and taking copious amounts of drugs.

Live your dreams!

I would almost rather pay $488.

Reese’s Puff has been around since 1994, though. It can vote!