He says a doctor told him his frontal lobe looks like “someone who has fallen off the top of a house, on to the front of his head, or going through a windshield of a car several times.” But even that, the doctor said, was “decent...for an NFL football player” who played for 13 years. Thomas then added, “But then I…

YOU EAT SHIT AND DIE.

Yea. It’s like how they keep doing all these Golden State Warriors articles, but I have yet to see any headlines like “Spurs Aim to Have a Very Good Season” or “Heat Would Be Satisfied With Eastern Conference Finals Appearance.”

Someone (maybe Billy?) needs to find a bunch of people like you that took longshot preseason bets on Leicester. You should take your winnings and go to Bangkok. The title-clinching party will be crazy there!

why would he waste his time acknowledging a team who won’t win again and hasn’t won a league title since nam (literally the war in Vietnam was happening). What would the headline be? “spurs finally live up to hype their fans project onto everyone kind of” if spurs were actually as big a club as their fans insisted…

NBC Sports has been spot on with making Arlo White call all their games. He’s a lifelong LCFC supporter and each week you can hear him get more and more giddy. He seems a great guy. I’m really happy for him.

Why don’t you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

I second this emotion. TP is smiling and giggly during this vid. He just has a sour bitchface in general.

Worse than unpopular. It’s wrong. You can count on one hand how many musicians could sing a five-octave range, have perfect pitch, play a dozen instruments, and legitimately lay claim to being one of the best guitar players on earth. In fact, you can count that on one finger, because Prince was the only one.

I’ve watched that clip of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” dozens of times, and until it was mentioned a few places yesterday, I had never seen the narrative that Tom Petty is pissed at Prince through this. They both give each other wry little smiles throughout the performance, and Petty clearly defers to Prince’s…

But that would cost MONEY! What do you think NBC is? A national broadcasting company that specializes in TV broadcasts and has a large sports division?

The Batman Soundtrack is seriously underrated. Let’s broaden our minds:

Time to revisit an interview from Kevin Smith. Grab a snack and a comfortable seat.

To all the nonlawyers yelling CONTRACT! CONTRACT!

I think McGregor’s argument, phrased rather awkwardly, is that if he goes back into training and wins his next fight, he can keep main eventing so he can keep making boatloads of cash whereas if he’s constantly promoting fights and losing because he can’t train properly due to promotional commitments, he won’t be…

How is that a plug? He didn’t even name it or link to it. He just mentioned a personal way this bummed him out, which is kind of the point of a eulogy.

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

Trust me, if those shots were quality from scoring locations I’d have had many more heart attacks than I had last night. The high shot totals have amazed me as they simply haven’t really mirrored the danger (or lack thereof) levels in multiple games this series.

The Blackhawks have played almost an extra whole season worth of playoff games over the past 4 years, while retaining a majority of the core, high TOI players. Eventually that is going to catch up to them.

Someone got stabbed in some other city so Philly fans aren’t terrible. Got it.