Sanderson probably already has his own drafts ready to go.

Sanderson would finish this series in 2 and half weeks.

GRRM should just write Dunk and Egg stories the rest of his life, and hand over ASOIAF to Brandon Sanderson or whoever.

GRRM clearly has enough money so that he doesn’t have to work anymore. Not quite as clearly (but still pretty clearly) finishing ASOIAF is just work to him at this point. I’m sure on some level, he does want to get the series finished, but he’s lost his muse and the frustration has overtaken the joy in writing those…

this take is fire (and blood)

Where the fuck is Randy Johnson?! SAVE US, RANDY!

Ah there it is. The wristband truther. That is fucking amazing.

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

The guy who made the final catch, his name is Himalaya Mehta. That’s a disc name.

You can get your complementary Oat and Honey Cafe Mix sample pack at the door.

Maybe you just need to make sure their cable packages include “the Ocho”

LANCE. STEPHENSON.

That's gotta be a mistake. The only thing Oakland is top 4 in is the AFC West. And that's only because they can't get any lower.

Ron Tunasalad

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

I think this is as close to I’m going to get for an appropriate post to use this picture, so I’m going to dammit! I’ve waited too long for this moment!

You have been paying attention to the story, right? We’re sleeper agents among the regular populace of quarantined NYC. Not the Spartan-III program orbital-dropped onto the battlefield.

The whole point of The Division is that you are not a soldier. You are a well trained civilian for this kind of scenario. I would also offer that gloves, kneepads, masks, body armor and so on are the ‘military’ side of the dress - which a civilian would wear under their personal coat/jacket.

If it’s the deep South, then clearly it would be a Slushie/Coke with a deep-friend Snickers bar blended in. Voila: Frozen Snoke.

“Frozen Snoke” sounds like a combination Slushie/Coke that you’d be able to buy at a less-than-reputable gas station in the Deep South.