French fries

If you can’t understand the difference between someone trolling womens’ sports and women in general vs. a long time commenter teeing up a conversation about the inherent watchability of this one particular women’s sport vs. all others, then I don’t care to engage you earnestly and I’m perfectly fine with you writing…

“Yankees are a bunch of douchebags” - sing it to the tune of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song..it’s fun!

“You know what? Act like you’ve birthdayed before, ok?” Kindergartners these days... bunch of Cam Newtons.

His anger and misery is at least hilarious. Yours, however, is just mean and listless. <3

But it’s a rule NBA made with a wink-wink knowledge that the NCAA holds a monopoly on Under-23 basketball. The rule is a symptom, not the disease.

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

Getting hit by a car?

That’s Marchman’s cereal bowl

brb puking forever

I was taking a shower and washing my butt, as you do, and pulled on something. Kept pulling. Started freaking the fuck out. Threw whatever it was against the wall and kept freaking out. Thought for sure I had some sort of intestinal worm. It was a rice noodle. That I pulled out of my butt.

As disgusting as this sounds I wish I could’ve smelled it.

Counterpoint: They are great after a plan has come together.

I’ve shot exactly one dog. It was menacing a refugee girl while her father stood behind her and told her to be calm.

Maker fun of his bladder again and he’ll drill you in the ear-hole.

Why did you post a picture of the jets endzone?

Here’s what you’re missing: Donald Trump is the criticism of that bromide. Made flesh.

I give David Brooks a lot of shit, but i’d rather take him to dinner and watch him cry into his sprouts than spend 5 silent minutes with Nick Kristof.