You misspelled “Marchman”. Never forget the cereal list.

video game tattoos are the worst and you should be banned from going anywhere public you massive dork

I want to chop up this take and snort it.

THIS IS THE HOT TAKE WE NEED.

lolmets

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

I have five children. I am also a divorce lawyer, so I deal with people who have split/never married all the time. If you are going to have children, agree on a last name and give the kids the same last name. Further, even if you keep your last name professionally, use the same name as your children/husband. It makes…

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

Win 9 in a row and then take the next 2 off. Easy-peasy

I say: run ‘em into the ground. Go for 73. Go for 75! But that’s just one of many reasons I’m not in charge of a basketball team.

One can only hope that every road team the Yankees play in 2017 will present him with a lovely framed portrait of himself as a centaur.

Signed,

The NCAA discouraging betting on brackets is right up there with Q-Tips putting a warning on their box telling people not to insert them into the ear. Really? If anyone actually followed that edict, Q-Tips would be out of business by next Wednesday.

How many Benghazis happened while he filling out that perfect bracket hrm?

Anytime Adebayo Akinfenwa appears on Deadspin, it's a good day.

I’ll pledge a dollar if Loretta walks into oncoming traffic on Michigan Ave.

All of these tweets are good, yes. None of these tweets are the best ever though. This one is:

I think the rule should be that eligible receivers need to put on a pair of khakis.

Williams: Look, I’m just going to level with all of you here. The kid’s 14 years old and his hormones are raging, and we can’t afford to buy all new uniforms and merchandise calling ourselves the Chicago Crusty Socks.

March Madness! Teenagers missing 12-foot jumpers and blowing layups, while Dick Vitale screams at you! The single shittiest, most overrated event in sports.