The best moment in Pirates history, 1993-2011.

How do you go from building custom motorcycles, to being a coach on the Yankees? This guy has done it all!!

I am personally furious at Goose for his egregious oversight. He clearly should have said that he doesn’t want “a bunch of Cams Newton running around.”

While pissing? You monster. I mean, taking a big ol dump on company time, obviously you're tweeting and instagramming or whatever. But for a piss? That's horrific.

Fun, true, fact: About forty years ago the Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt went swimming in the ocean and just disappeared. Like, he’s never been seen or heard from since. Nada. I don’t have a joke, but I don’t feel like this needs one.

He’s definitely the best footballer whose name autocorrects to Homely Bukkake.

I don’t know if any of his NBA stuff can compare to the time he described the Butler v. UConn brickfest as being like when he had to take an ugly girl to prom because he wasn’t famous yet. Top-3 all-time announcer moment.

I’m sure NCAA will deal with this in the fairest way - by revoking the eligibility of every player who retweeted the bracket.

This is Sanchez’ destiny. He’s now on the actualization of the ideal Rex Ryan team

I’m so sick of hearing about the fucking shield. It is a goddamn sports league not a covert military group.

I think (for the benefit of the story, of course) that you need to do a skype interview in a bikini top and follow up.

(Extremely J. Jonah Jameson voice): This “journalist” isn’t able to get up, slam a couple of mini-thins, chug a pot of Maxwell House, and get his shit together after a late night? What the hell kind of shop are you running out there Marchman?

Maybe don’t be so old?

I am sure it is homage to the Engrish dialogues found in SNK games

Look at this fucking guy. He’s got glass jars and beakers and shit. He knew what he was talking about.

You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

Nah. Smash it over her head like Stone Cold and then wish her a Happy International Womens Day.