Making the seats in the upper level (which is steep and dangerous and awful) cheaper is a good first step, but turning the fucking lights on up there would be just as good a move. Watching bad basketball in the dark is shit.

EXT. Metropolis DAY

I watched the trailers for this and kept looking for the SyFy logos ;)

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

Reminds me a lot of Ricky Williams, seeing such a promising career cut short by grass.

but even that small chance of success gives him a leg up

With $3 million, just go back to like 2002. The Internet is still there, most infectious diseases were under wraps (in the US anyway), and you still get to take advantage of inflation adjustments augmented by an economy at its nadir. Go!

The Running Man is like if you took everything over the top about 80s movies, put it on the stove at a boil, and reduced it to a fine gravy.

The Daily Show hasn’t been THE DAILY SHOW since the Bush presidency. That’s not to say it didn’t have great characters or bits or incisive characters, but I think a lot of its charm in the latter Stewart years was nostalgia.

The minute Pochettino takes the cheque from the big team that offers it, Spurs will be Spursing again. He’s brilliant.

lol

It hasn’t been called CSFB in about 10 years grandpa...

The Yankees would much rather have those unwanted seats remain empty, so as to prevent the rich folk from having to mix with dirty poors.

The problem below market at a certain point is that if you buy a ticket in a very premium location and pay a substantial amount of money. It’s not that we don’t want that fan to sell it, but that fan is sitting there having paid a substantial amount of money for a ticket and [another] fan picks it up for a…

Prokhorov knew you could manage all blacks

I saw some Milk & Honey Cafe Mix in the cereal aisle this weekend. I almost bought it. But the fear got to me.

I demand a refund, goddamit!

Or, or, it's an opportunity to answer more FunBag questions, especially given that there was one yesterday.......

Yeah, Zuma is definitely the water rescue dog. Good for Magary for getting that wrong. And shame on Chris Holmes and myself for knowing the right answer.