The 2008 market crash wouldn’t have happened if America had adopted Sharia law and banned predatory interest rates.

“I promise I will do everything I can to help figure out a solution before the clock runs out.”

Actual woman and football fan reporting for duty. The very LAST thing feminism needs is this kind of bullshittery: Fake cries of ‘sexist! sexism!’ 1) on irrelevant topics; 2) from men pretending to be allies who actually DGAF. The guiding principle of managing conflict of interest is an Excess of Caution. Does a ref…

I am not pleased about Drew Margarine exterminating my deployment at Deadspine.

You nailed it. I watched the parade on Monday, and he wore the official uniform of the upper middle class casual Friday white suburban Dad, including the puffy vest on a 60 degree day. None more Dad.

I think they wait until Mike Carey makes his decision and then give the opposite call. They hate him and want to make him look bad on TV.

There were a lot of good defensive teams this season (the Broncos, Jets, Seahawks, Texans, and Vikings all come to mind), so maybe all those teams are best served ignoring offense, spending everything on defense, and then praying they win every game by a score of 9-6. What a treat that would be!

I think we’ve reached the end of the road with these Emmitt Smith jokes.

MissingNo is both eligible and ineligible until the box is opened.

What a odd sentiment. “He didn’t pay us, the shareholders (of which he is both a major one and is also the representative of the rest) paid us”.

Do you dislike cynical assholes? Because I've got some bad news for you...

Hate to break it to Steven & Drew but America already HAS elected a ponytailed POTUS. Thomas Jefferson was rocking a pony on his inauguration day (and many other days as President)

I can’t blame Carey. The NFL rules make no fucking sense, and are mostly up for interpretation.

Yeah like your food opinions count.

It’s afraid...It’s afraid!

No, I now know where your hands have been.

OK, if you want to split hairs, he is not classifying shots - Opta is. Since just about every major club in the world employ them to classify shots, their work is rigorous enough for me. Is it subjective? Sure. There is no way for it not to be.

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“I think at this time, that league is for the end of a career and not to play there as a player still has much to give,” he said.