A properly made calzone is almost better than a pizza but a poorly made one is a million times worse than a pizza. Total risk/reward proposition.

At what point does it change from night to morning?

TECHNICALLY, it’s space opera/fantasy, not science fiction.
*Pushes up glasses*
*Sniffs own fart*

Didn’t Cowherd also say that HOF stood for ‘Hat on Forward’?

idk man. I think you should go for back-to-back-to-back good Kinja

I’m shutting it down. I’ll never peak higher than this.

“I fully endorse jbud and his witticisms.”

This is why whenever I need to get some food, I just go to the supermarket and hang out by the checkout. I get to be in close proximity to people who have food, which is the same as having it, yourself.

Also, the arcade Punch-Out!! was one of my favorite games of all time. It was a revelation. There was something about that near-first person view through the green wire frame, the voice narrating the punches, and the big uppercut button that just blew me away.

“Hey, found a good place for a new settlement. There’s a beat up shack with no roof in the middle of a swamp that’s guarded by a giant crab monster. A giant crab monster wouldn’t guard something unless it was pretty awesome, right?”

Shit, Deadspin may be able to get Tomsula himself to be a regular contributor.

What else would he wear on the slippy pitch?

Fallout 4 is more realistic than I thought.

@Pete, have you tried rolling the lip of the bag over so that the zipper is actually below the opening before you start loading the leftover pieces? That sounds fucked up, but the best way I can describe it would be to think of the way a garbage can liner folds over the rim of the can.

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.

That goddamn scene in Jabba’s palace...

Well...2015 was a good year for twats aggressively forcing their opinions onto other people.

The Phantom Dust debacle makes me so, so sad. I would have purchased an Xbox One for Phantom Dust and Phantom Dust alone.

Happy Endings makes for a good fun binge session. Rapid fire jokes from a solid ensemble. Its a shame ABC mishandled it. Oh and Community. Community was the shit. I feel bad about only watching it after it was cancelled. Sorry Joel! Love ya, bud!

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother