That was my actual big nerd problem with that movie: if you know you’re going on a surface bombing mission, WHY DIDN’T YOU BRING ANY Y-WINGS?!

Thus she is the perfect Boba Fett replacement. Gots the look and the rep, totally actually useless.

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.

That goddamn scene in Jabba’s palace...

Well...2015 was a good year for twats aggressively forcing their opinions onto other people.

The Phantom Dust debacle makes me so, so sad. I would have purchased an Xbox One for Phantom Dust and Phantom Dust alone.

Happy Endings makes for a good fun binge session. Rapid fire jokes from a solid ensemble. Its a shame ABC mishandled it. Oh and Community. Community was the shit. I feel bad about only watching it after it was cancelled. Sorry Joel! Love ya, bud!

My dad was a deacon. Growing up I never wondered why food was cold.

My brother-in-law has a great description of texts: “why should I write back? It’s just like someone balled up a piece of paper and threw it at me.”

You’re giving a racist billionaire your hard earned money to go sit in the cold watch a bunch of dudes give each other CTE. “I am guessing people like me are the “morons” they are trying to fool.”. You said it brother

You know? For once, I’m gonna just give it to ‘em. I believe it already; please, no video.

If you go see it in Branson you can probably go see an Oak Ridge Boys tribute concert afterward for a bonus.

Well...I guess it is illegal by proxy. Unless you have a super long tongue, you would have to take off your helmet on the field to carry the ball with your tongue...and...as we know...it is illegal to take off the helmet on the field during gameplay.

They also share a division with the team they USED to be, a well-run team that has become the very model for everything the Browns WISH they could be.

I can tell you how to kill tanking. I can tell you how to kill it effective immediately: Kill the draft.

Also, if it is “their” “Peppermint Bark,” how can there be a “sugg.” of $14.00 but ooooooh “our price” is $12.59! Fred in accounting is like “we need to charge $14 for these 4.8 oz of generic chocolate we haphazardly sprinkled with candy cane rejects,” but Sherry in merchandising is like “FUCK THAT, FRED! GIVE THE…

I just feel like the Browns have to stop grading Manziel on how he does off the field.

If he screws up too much off the field, it will appear on the field (as it did last year).

It is not their job to be his parents, they should not be ordering him to clean up his off-work life, they should be telling him to make sure…

Oh, Buffalo Chess! Sure, sure.

The game is “throwing beer cans and rocks at each other,” right? Has to be.

My favorite part of this story is the casual mention of: