Why do you care if you aren’t using it? It allows some people to grind less if they want to. That’s a good thing that should always be an option. Mandatory grinding sucks.

I was the last of my group of friends to turn 18, so we blew it up hard on my birthday. Cigars, the casino, lots of booze purchased for us by an older sibling. It was awesome. I received a lot of fun presents, and some were gag gifts. Specifically, a friend of mine bought me a BDSM sex-toy set that consisted of…

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

Wait a minute. Who is the diaper cream tooth brushing co-worker? You can’t just gloss over that detail

What I want is for there to be some college that only uses gadget plays and weird schemes. All the time. It would be a historically terrible program, so it’s all upside (I’m looking at you, Colorado State). Then you get some guru to go nuts. Never punt. Go with insane formations. Randomly pull plays out of a hat. One…

It went from snarky and sleazy to dickish and slimy.

You could start with the subjunctive mood.

Its a code for only Peter Gammons to interprate

Nothing better than Musberger or Al Michaels making veiled point spread references during a game.

They don’t start Manziel because they don't want people to have a negative view of their organi........

In the old days, Joe Namath could spend Saturday night drinking tequila out of a stewardess’ navel, as long as he won on Sunday.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

Whichever team he plays against in his final game should sign Smush Parker and Kwame Brown to one-day contracts just to fuck with him.

The difference between the steroid-ridden pterodactyl-sized turkeys they sell at your local grocery store for five cents a pound with your loyalty card versus a farm-raised free range turkey is dramatic. Don’t bitch about lousy turkey flavor when you spent less on a 20 pound bird than on a Frappucino.

In other news, the Rams are allowing Bailey a leave of absence so he can cross the length and breadth of the Mojave to hunt down his would-be killer on the 13th floor of a Vegas casino.

Many of the most important and world-changing scientific discoveries of all time have come from research that had no obvious “practical” purpose at the time.

Watching wrestling and playing with Lego again are the best rewards of parenthood.

Yes, won’t somebody please think of the publishers, and how their feelings as a corporation would be hurt by mean people on the internet?

It isn’t the job of media to be convenient to those they report about.

Your argument is kind of weak though. Ultimately picking through a bunch of ash trays and tin cans is just busy work. It’s the illusion of depth and arguably artificial game length. Comparing that to stripping down leveling systems is apples to oranges. You can keep deep systems without getting bogged down in busy…