So are these scientists just observing awkward white ladies?

No, it’s a pretty big town. We’re also a bit younger than Nick (which puts us right in the age range of the women he’s trying/failing to woo).

This is a Wisconsin* thing, he just mumbles.

So bad, I had to give you a pity star.

January 21st.

Well thank you. I just ended my day by listening to this at my work while mouthing ‘schadenfreude’ over and over again.

Thanks, that’s what I’ve been using! Was wondering if those sponge applicators would work for me. Article confused me a bit.

I’m pretty sure this is the modern day equivalent of dressing up super-hot to go to a party where your ex and his new girl will be to make him wish he was back with you.

Can these be used for powder? The article wasn’t clear, I thought it was strictly a liquid foundation thing.

Ugh what a disgusting rip off

I’m going to guess this was something passed around the bridal party.

Close friends with all of them still. Then again, we had a small wedding of less than 50 people. (We didn’t invite any cousins - escandale!)

Yup, we need a shade court ruling - STAT!

They are fishing for en-dorsal-ments by sending a free bait-copy.

I’m so glad they point out this can work if you wear heels at work. Totally comfortable.

I’m so glad they point out this can work if you wear heels at work. Totally comfortable.

Because entitled white pricks didn’t have any empathy for poor brown people.

It’s becoming a big issue in the wider Denver metro area.

Same way he goes through life. Fingers in the ears while quietly singing ‘lalala-not-listening’

I read it as Kim on the cover of Vogue doesn’t have the right proportions, which makes me even more annoyed because it seems fat-shame-y.

Ugh, what? No. We are not starting the next election cycle already. FFS.