Love it. You want your 15 minutes of fame, m*therf***er? The Miami Herald will GLADLY share all your dirty laundry.

This month we’re trying to sell a bunch of stuff that’s been building up. Older gaming consoles & games, and sports equipment. Fingers crossed!

Well I know who the Chad is going to drunkenly fight.

GD it Boulder. Money has really corrupted you.

Because there’s no way anyone (especially a woman) could be better than him.

I’ve accepted I’m not going to be anywhere near good at this game because I don’t have the time/interest to play it constantly. However, it’s made dog walks a lot more fun.

I love this because it’ll haunt Adam Levine for the rest of his ‘career’.

100x this. I even turned to my husband and pulled the whole ‘did she just-’ ‘she did!’ routine to confirm.

My mom has definitely played that card before.

Stunning & brave

They do have cannabinoid receptors though.

I’m even more relieved I got to give Comcast the boot because we have municipal fiber optic. Comcast is actually the worst. And now they send out little personalized sales pitches guaranteeing us a price for 3 years. I just laugh and chuck them in the bin.

Demi strikes me as still maturing. (I mean, I know she’s an adult, but she seems to be just now learning that feminism exists, etc.) We all say/do dumb things that make us cringe 5 years later. She should keep this in mind and just let it go with Taylor.

That being said, I am starting to believe aspects of the story because this fear strikes as very real to me. However, let’s be honest: she’s built a reputation for getting attention in ways many of us would never think to stoop to.

I’m not starring this because I like the photo, but because this is the first I’m seeing that image.

Yeah, if it happened, that’s horrible.

So I’m probably going to get revoked from the internet for saying this, but doesn’t this Kim Kardashian scenario seem a little too similar to Ryan Lochte?

You should totally be writing the scripts.

& this is why the last movie I saw in theaters was the new Star Wars and I don’t know when I’ll be going to a movie theater again. (Nor do I care.)

Will no one give him a quarter?