She learned this trick from GW Bush

Maryland is a better school than NC State or Clemson, whether you do or don’t accept it. It’s also a better school than Pitt in most respects, regardless of your personal beliefs to the contrary or your reasons for excluding Pitt from a ranking of ACC schools. I don’t think anyone said it was a top 5 academic school…

I realize I’m the idiot here for responding to a barely coherent troll, but I’m not sure which aspect of that “ranking” and accompanying commentary is the most laughable. Kind of spoiled for options, considering that Pitt is in no way a better school than Maryland, let alone much better; Clemson, despite openly and…

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…

Caster Semenya is not XX. She has a Y chromosome and undescended testicles that are pumping out testosterone. That’s the whole fucking point of the debate, yet it appears nowhere in this article.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

The best I have found. Good cleansing with very light exfoliation, no rashes (most products give me rashes), easily balanced with a moisturizer.

The best I have found. Good cleansing with very light exfoliation, no rashes (most products give me rashes), easily…

He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

Imagine if they had used this amazing thing called grass for the field.

As a Yankees fan, I’d sooner go to the ballpark to evaluate young talent and see prospects then watch Fuck-Rod chase for 700* homers.

In a website who’s hallmark is stupid takes, this one might be the dumbest. The Yankees just got a haul of prospects. They’re clearly rebuilding. They’ve already said they’re going to to use the next several months to evaluate prospects like Gary Sanchez and Aaron Judge, and don’t have use for 40 year old broken down…

I believe you’re thinking of “masticate.”

Probably A.J.’s bio. Shit the bed on the biggest stage he’ll ever see. Truth absolutism at its best.

The right way to load a dishwasher is my way, no matter what my wife (a.k.a. ‘let’s leave huge areas open in the racks where more dishes could go’) will tell you.

“It’s pretty common to transfer flour from its bag to another container...”

To world peace, . . . amen.

That's a bat weight numb nuts

A bench is certainly a good symbol for someone who spent most of his career as a DH.

Oddly enough, I was more open to the idea of a joint bachelor/bachelorette party before I read your case for it.

The truth of the matter is, trying to combine disparate groups will require a little more work on your end.