Bake him away, toys.  

What’s his Barstool handle?  

It didn’t help that the majority of my wing tasters strongly prefer ranch over blue cheese dressing for their wings

But many have attacked Brown for this stance, as if switching helmets were as easy as switching brands of coffee—although I’m not sure any of you would give up your Starbucks, even if your boss demanded it.

I don’t think any of you won because none of you ended up with a bag of Kettle Classic BBQ crinkle cut chips - though kudos to David on his salt & pepper selection. Of course he went off the rails with picks 2 & 3, his last 3 picks were solid.  B-

They just want you to actually consume the half-bottle that’s been in your fridge since the Carter administration.

Part of me agrees with the general sentiment of the column. However, an even bigger part of me says it’s about time an uncalled slew foot goes AGAINST Boston. I can’t listen to those people defend it and ludicrously call the victim a “diver” every time Marchand gets away with it and suddenly find sympathy for them…

Yep. That early DD and an opponent doubling up in Double Jeopardy were always going to be ingredients of his eventual defeat. Even without any DD benefit at all, he only trailed by $3200 after two rounds.  

His wager was smart.  He knew he’d be covered if they both answered correctly, so the only way for him to win was if Emma was incorrect.  Accounting for the possibility of answering incorrectly himself, his wager put him in exactly the right spot to win if Emma failed to answer correctly.  

And yet there isn't a single sport that won't immediately stop playing and clear the stands when lightning is in the area.

“She wants to come out looking like she’s changed, learned life lessons and is growing as a person, so she for sure wants people to think she is interested in her education.”

I don’t have any rooting interest whatsoever, but man that’s just pathetic.  If you’re a Liverpool fan wouldn’t you just laugh at these taunts or ignore them altogether?

Make Brad Rutter the 3rd - his initial run as champion only ended because of the 5-day limit and he’s literally never lost any Jeopardy competition he’s entered.  

Thank you. My wife and I have a 13-month-old son, and from about 4 months on I can’t tell you how many times someone has said something like, “just wait until you have another one” like that’s a foregone conclusion.

Getting from Brooklyn to Newark is no picnic.  

I’ve always had the impression that hockey fans on Long Island who were willing to get on a train became Rangers fans. The reason the Coliseum works for Islanders fans is that people from Suffolk County sure as hell aren’t going any further than Hempstead on a weeknight. That’s why Brooklyn never made sense.

In a raised ranch with 40-year-old decor that reeks of cigarettes seems fitting.

Barstool didn’t care about resolving it until they were forced to take the video down.  It could have been resolved immediately had they given credit initially.  

I’m sorry, but why are we pretending this isn’t a completely transparent publicity stunt by an actress who hasn’t done anything noteworthy in years who just happens to have a new series that recently debuted on Amazon Prime, and a ridiculous maniac who is still reeling from an insane public relationship/breakup?

“Teenagers think it’s dumb” is a rather odd criticism.  Who the hell cares what they think anyway?