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I had an old fashioned with some fancy high rent cherry, I forgot what it was called, could've been a black forest cherry, but I was drinking whiskey so who knows. I wouldn't normally advocate for cherries in an old fashioned, especially not those little Red Dye 40 cancer globs like Magary is suggesting, but whatever

I get so pissed when I order an OF and the bartender muddles the fruit w the sugar and bitters. I ordered a cocktail, not a smoothie. Don't even get me started on adding seltzer.

NO FRUIT! You can, however, take a twist of orange peel and squeeze out the essential oil on the rim of the glass.

I've had this argument in my group of golfing buddies. From the tips at Augusta, Sunday pin placements, can you break 150? We're all in the 85-90 range, and the best we could get a consensus on was, "probably?"

Yeah, Tiger is going to get at least 50 strokes on that dude from putting alone.

Why don't running backs and receivers ever throw the ball away like quarterbacks when they're behind the line of scrimmage?

I always heard it as "RAT FARTS!!!" which I think is funnier. Hmm.

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

Where are the rims?

Another reason for the increase in shots is that the perceived increase in sloppiness leads to different strategies. Teams are more willing to shoot when they have a chance (rather than wait for a higher-quality scoring opportunity) and hope for a good bounce/goalie has the sun in their eyes etc (plenty of coaches

Who is that announcer. He is fucking incredible.

Even for Deadspin, that headline is a reach

Sure, this rule is ridiculous. But calling this technical the reason they lost, and then dubbing it the most brutal loss of the season is idiotic. They had 40 minutes to work off this 2 point deficit. Referees blow dozens of calls in the waning moments of games that literally cause a team to lose. I feel much worse

The duds in Dumb and Dumber didn't whiff too hard, but at this point, from what else I'd seen in later movies, they were routine.

Take Five is objectively the best candy bar. This list belongs in the trash with all those Hershey's bars.

Strong take on the Take 5. I was in Arizona for vacation last year and picked one up at the checkout of a CVS. The very stoned kid behind the counter looked at me, gave me a daffy grin, and said "Like, awesome. Take 5s are totally underappreciated." If anyone knows their candy bars, it's stoned-ass kids in a part

Summer birthday is ideal. I'm a June birthday, which is nestled exactly half of the year after Christmas. Prime present giving, I can cover all the gifts I want throughout the year. Being young sucks when it comes to getting your license, but for certain sports it's an advantage. I was a swimmer born four days after

Agreed. However, I am also intrigued by Masco HS on the 3d podium in the last picture.

Brad Stevens went to Depauw University, which has both a winter term that most students cover with an internship back home and a huge Greek system